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ORGASMO!!!!!

Technology gets better every day and that's fine. Most of the time all you need is a stick of gum, a

About Me

My name's Evan, I'm a graphic artist, I play tournament paintball with Rutgers, I grew up in East Brunswick and I love Comedy Central. My favorite movies are Spy Game and Boondock Saints, and my favorite TV show is South Park. I have a tendancy to love movies that everyone else dislikes, mostly because I make the most of my time at the theater since I do not get to go very often. Love it, hate it, whatever; it just feels really good to see the glass half full.

My Interests


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Movies:

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. - Death to Smoochy - Good Morning Vietnam - The Thin Red Line - The Animatrix - The Sum of All Fears - Black Hawk Down - Minority Report - Ghostbusters II - SWAT - Underworld - Bourne Identity - Bourne Supremacy - Ocean's 11 - Ocean's 12 - U571 - Basic - Van Wilder - Team America - South Park - Bad Boys II - Resident Evil - Resident Evil Apocalypse - The Negociator - Tears of the Sun - Mr. Smith Goes to Washington - Dogma - Jay and Silent Bob - Star Wars (ALL of them, fuck heads) - Clerks - Clear and Preasant Danger - Patriot Games - The Rock - Apocalypse Now - Enemy at the Gates - Saving Private Ryan - American Pie 1 & 2 - American Wedding - Mars Attacks - Deuce Bigalow - The Last Castle - Lord of the Rings - The Peacemaker - 3000 Miles to Graceland - Excecutive Decision - Diary of a Mad Black Woman - White Chicks - Spy Game - Hunt for Red October - Clerks - Clerks 2

Television:

Comedy Central, Discovery Times Channel or CNN. sometimes movies if something good is on.

Books:

i can read YOU like a book...

My Blog

fuck me sideways

hah made ya look :P
Posted by ORGASMO!!!!! on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 05:00:00 PST

the annoying downward funk that spawns from being generally pissed at females as a whole.

ive been in a downward funkthrowing my confidence and self respect in the trunkwriting about the same shit like some emo punkwho hath be given this fate just to bepissed off and alone, nobody but mei ...
Posted by ORGASMO!!!!! on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 02:53:00 PST

i save my bulletins sometimes....... this was too funny

i am a potato. i survived a tornado. ive been made into a chip i cannot do a flip. when i am baked i am warmer, but i am not a performer. i taste great with bacon, theres no mistaken. so if ur cravin'...
Posted by ORGASMO!!!!! on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 10:47:00 PST

4 more poems

IN RETALIATION FOR YEARS OF COMPLETE BULLSHIT, THIS WORK IS DEDICATED TO ABSOLUTELY NOONE.   i want to think im dreaming because my head is spinning i hear the voices demanding that i try harder ...
Posted by ORGASMO!!!!! on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 03:29:00 PST

a QUIEN inbitaste a comer?!

el comedor, para hablar, los idiotas van a usaren el mismo comedor, a tu cuerpo, los cocineros van a attakarno puedes hacer nada, no sabes lo que faltate van a matar con grasa, te van a mirar tu caran...
Posted by ORGASMO!!!!! on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 08:37:00 PST

Cuando Llueve

mi cabeza me dueleno se porquesiempre me daño con una pienzo de sedun sed para ustedtienes que saberes una confianzame duele la panzasiempre me hablaspero a saber como hablar te me faltaun dia voy a t...
Posted by ORGASMO!!!!! on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 08:25:00 PST

A day in the life of a rockstar.

Since i have much to talk about in my never-ending quest for enlightenment at 3am in front of my PC with comedy central on nearby in this dark room of mine, i'll shed some light on a normal uneventful...
Posted by ORGASMO!!!!! on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 10:09:00 PST

chili cheese dogs, pop culture, large pants, kareoke, old people, and random thoughts

pop culture is mass producedthere is no art in itthere is no creativity in itretro just means "we couldnt think of other shit to do so we're doin this shit again"kids are fat and out of shapethey get ...
Posted by ORGASMO!!!!! on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 11:02:00 PST