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Justin

I am here for Friends

About Me

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a caveman. I fell in some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW.. and run off into the hills, or wherever.. Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine, I wonder: "Did little demons get inside and type it?" I don't know! My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts. But there is one thing I do know - when a man like my client slips and falls on a sidewalk in front of a public library, then he is entitled to no less than two million in compensatory damages, and two million in punitive damages. Thank you.

My Interests

drawing, mythology, comics, games, cooking, thunderstorms, cicada songs, the internets

I'd like to meet:


Music:

Negativland, NIN, Ladytron, Massive Attack, TRS-80, Boards of Canada, Gorillaz, Radiohead, Tenacious D, Pink Floyd, Rasputina, Cansei de Ser Sexy, The Faint, t.A.T.u., video game tunes, chiptunes, demoscene, etc.

Movies:

Fear and Loathing, Pi, Ghostbusters, Donnie Darko, Roger Rabbit, Fight Club, V for Vendetta, Indiana Jones, Star Wars, Back to the Future, etc.

Television:

House, Doctor Who, Lost, Heroes, Carnivale, The Simpsons, Adult Swim

Books:

Lord of the Rings, Dune, Elric, and anything by: Neil Gaiman, HP Lovecraft, Douglas Adams, Mike Mignolia, Jhonen Vasquez, Evan Dorkin, Alan Moore, Frank Miller, Kurt Busiek

Heroes:

Richard Dawkins, Harry Browne, Neil Gaiman, Joseph Campbell, Matt Groening, the Ghostbusters, Malcolm Reynolds, Bruce Wayne, Gregory House, Eddie Valiant, Cecil Harvey, Roast Beef Kazenzakis

My Blog

If you only play one flash game this year

make it Dino Run.If you think outrunning the wave of destruction caused by the K-T event wasn't awsome, THINK AGAIN. Also, if you think stegosaurus wasn't the most annoying jerk in the dinosaur kingdo...
Posted by Justin on Wed, 14 May 2008 05:08:00 PST

Dancely Dancing in a Revolutionary manner

I have never felt more lame, old, and white than when I play this game. But it is hella fun once I get warmed up.
Posted by Justin on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 01:34:00 PST

Propers 2: The New Batch

So thanks to everyone who helped me go to L.A. and do the following awesome things:1. see TRS-80 live at the Knitting Factory (at Jason's suggestion)2. Todai's all-you-can-eat sushi buffet: the best i...
Posted by Justin on Sat, 26 May 2007 10:40:00 PST

Doritos X-13D flavor experiment

I suggest the name "Exxxxxxtreme Crunchtastic Vinegar-soaked Burger!!@#$%^&excamlation point"
Posted by Justin on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 04:18:00 PST

If you like running down long empty corridors

full of fog while being followed by a fairy with a huge pink glittery ass, then you'll love Castlevania: Curse of Darkness.Dear Konami: you made a console Castlevania game ten years ago that people ar...
Posted by Justin on Sat, 26 May 2007 07:19:00 PST

Lumines Plus

Making large squares out of smaller ones is now my favorite thing to do in the world.
Posted by Justin on Wed, 16 May 2007 09:59:00 PST

09-F9-11-02-9D-74-E3-5B-D8-41-56-C5-63-56-88-C0

IF WE OBNOXIOUSLY POST A NUMBER ALL OVER THE INTERNET, SURELY THE MPAA WILL CRUMBLE AND VICTORY SHALL BE OURS
Posted by Justin on Wed, 02 May 2007 10:41:00 PST

Local little girl playing outside reports

"I'm Batmangirl too, and I'm here to save the rescue!"
Posted by Justin on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 04:09:00 PST

GHS

Fill this out about your years of high school! The longer ago it was, the more fun the answers will be*.1. Who were your best friends?Brian, Jason, Daniel, Johnny2.What Sports did you play?lol3. What ...
Posted by Justin on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 12:55:00 PST

October nine

So, I have a little over a week left to be in my 20s. What should I do with this precious time, myspacers?
Posted by Justin on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 05:18:00 PST