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AIM ; Joshy Christ
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MSN ; [email protected] (i warn you im never on this)
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About me:

My name is Josh. There are hundreds of thousands of assholes like me named Josh. It's a bullshit name and means absolutely nothing. Some scholars believe the name originated in Saudi Arabia and was used to describe the gas that accumulates in the folds of a pregnant camel's vaginal folds. The loud ripping noise, the Tam-Gallah, was translated as the Josh: the queef that calls you back.

I was born. How this happened, I'm not quite sure. First there was a long stretch of complete nothingness, followed by a couple of hours of Charlie Brown re-runs, more nothingness, and all of the sudden - BAM! I come flooding out of what I was told is called a "Giner" - or as the Germans say, "Cooter hole!"

I was programmed by nature to be a big dick head. I was blessed by nature with a big dick head. I was programmed by nature to tell you I'm programmed by nature to be a big dickhead.

I was a table in a past life. It was a lot better than being a human. No one asks a table to pay bills or clean up shit. Being there is good enough.

My mom is unfair to me. She lets the cats shit in the house and get away with it. The last time she caught me squatting in the living room reading Hagar the Horrible she lost her fucking mind. Then she rubbed my nose in it. Then I made a cute little kangaroo out of it, put it on the fireplace, and had a candle light vigil.

I am unique because I say so. But I wouldn't listen to me if I was you, that guy never tells the truth.

I enjoy not spending time with my friends.

I am a best-selling author. Check out my book "Ten Steps on Writing a Pointless Gimmick Book to Exploit the Stupidity of the American People" - get yours today!

Bigfoot owes me child support.

I wear exotic cologne: right now I have on "Alf's Asshole" by Ralph Lauren.

Genies are luckier than people. People don't have to knock on their door, they just walk up and rub the shit.

My fantasy is to one day find something worth fantasizing about.

From: brainwashed to the core
Date: May 22, 2005 11:18 PM

well ...being who i am, i was curiously going threw random ppl's myspace profiles...and i came across yours...and as i was looking at your pictures...i was extremely shocked and very aggitated at the fact that you would put a pic of you cutting yourself as if you were seeking attention. ppl like you do stupid shit like that either for attention or because you think its some type of fad. well my friend i have a personal experience with cutting...and sometimes ppl cut themselves and dont want to, but cant help but be addicted and are very ahsamed of what they do to themselves...and i happen to be ashamed of my scars...there ugly....so maby you should think about that next time you wanna post an asshole pic like that you fucking jerk. ..briana From: Sweet Zombie Jesus
Date: May 23, 2005 1:35 PM

hahahahahahahahahahahaha! its fake blood you fucking moron. and as for the rest of the shit i feel bad for you for actually cutting yourself From: brainwashed to the core
Date: May 23, 2005 2:39 PM

FAKE?... well do you have any clue how much more that pises me off?? what r u trying to look cool or something now?! does that make u feel cool? From: Sweet Zombie Jesus
Date: May 23, 2005 3:46 PM

do you have any idea how much i dont care what you think? and for your information no im not trying to look cool or anything i did it to see if i could me a fake blood cut look real, as i was working on a costume type thing for halloween. and do you have how much a question asked twice pisses me off?

i mean do you really need "what are you trying to look cool" and "does that make you feel cool" ITS THE SAME FUCKING QUESTION. before you fucking send a message to me you should edit it so i dont have to weed through the moronic plodding your brain seems to do From: brainwashed to the core
Date: May 23, 2005 2:52 PM

im sorry brotherin...for your'e information i actually dont do drugs...im also not a moron, and if you were to do something like that...maby you should have done it in another type of act...maby if you read over my profile you would see that im not a moron, im actually a very intelligent young lady with many concepts and/or point of veiws that MIGHT make sense to you. From: Sweet Zombie Jesus
Date: May 23, 2005 4:08 PM

lets try this again shall we...

"im sorry brotherin..."
first of all, what?

"for your'e information i actually dont do drugs..."
second of all, what?

"im also not a moron,"
your first two statements would suggest otherwise

"and if you were to do something like that...maby you should have done it in another type of act.."
well the only way for me to see if i got it realistic enough was to take a picture and show people to see if they thought it was real or not, does that make sense to you?

"maby if you read over my profile you would see that im not a moron,"
actually i did read over your profile and my statement of your lack of intelligence stands, as it stands this is the second time in your statement here that you tried to refute my claim that you were a moron

"im actually a very intelligent young lady with many concepts and/or point of veiws"
and im aware of these see as how everyone one on the fucking planet has concepts and points of view, even the most enfeebled in mind amongst us (retards) they may be wrong but still its a point of view and concept that they hold true

"that MIGHT make sense to you."
now this statement here is just fucking poinless on your behlef is show that you are beligernt to different ideals and thoughts besides your own, you may profess to accept other peoples point of views yet here you are still fighting with me about it, when it is totally pointless to do so. i mean you didnt have to fucking message me in the first place. if you dont agree with something you think i do when you had no solid proof that it was real you shouldnt fucking say anything in the first place, or does that not make sense to you. the time honored quote of "if you dont have anything nice to say then dont say anything at all" holds true here ten fold

lastly what i do is point out spelling and grammar errors

brotherin = bothering
your'e =you're
maby =maybe
maby =again MAYBE

all in all you did not do too badly here but still if you cant get a simple world like maybe right you arent as smart as you profess?

my best regards,
josh From: brainwashed to the core
Date: May 23, 2005 3:13 PM

1. BROTHERIN.....its a word i use
2. what dont you understand about the statement " i dont do drugs"?
3.i highly doubt my first two statement would suggest otherwise.
4.and you honeslty still think i lack in intelligence?
5.maby if you have a screen name for aim you can im me here : seeMe poetica ide love to prove you completely wrong. From: Sweet Zombie Jesus
Date May 23, 2005 3:18 PM

1. still wrong none the less
2. i didnt refer to drugs at all in my diatribe before you made your statement about drugs, so its out of leftfield
3. your first two statements being "im sorry for bortherin" and "for your'e information i actually dont do drugs..." suggest to me that you are a fucking moronic douche i mean jesus fucking christ woman you forgot a word in the first statement and point 2 addresses the second statement well enough
4. yes
5 MAYBE if you were fucking smart you could see that i have it CLEARLY FUCKING POSTED ON MY PROFILE!

but as it is im not going to fucking respond to you if you do message me considering you cant fucking accept that you are wrong in what you did. now keep it in mind i am not saying im right but you'll take it as such anyways

One last thing I have to say on this subject, that I hope she sees.

you messaged me to tell me how wrong i am and in its stead you claim to be understanding of other people. what reason have you given me to believe you to be intelligent or understanding? your first message to me was an ignorant judgment of my character based on a picture posted on a site designed specifically for the purpose of judging one based on their visual value. you tell me i should accept you - but why wont you accept me? tolerance goes both ways you know. do you understand this concept or do i have to fuck up a few sentences grammar wise before i draw you over to the dark side? would it be so terrible to consider someone on their own merits without having to put them under the scrutiny by which you judge yourself and then only contradict this statement by suggesting that you're an understanding and intelligent person? this is ridiculous; an intelligent person, for one, knows how to write on at least a remedial third grade level and knows how to properly construct their english diction. second of all, an intelligent person would never before knowing someone message them just to criticize them for being different than that which you would like to see. people are different; some may be offended by that. some will not. some are offended by cursing and nude bodies. i am not. some people are offended by that which offended you in the first place. but, is this not where tolerance rears its ugly demonic head? how tragic it would be for you to actually suck it up and realize that people in this big blue world might not actually agree with your shallow minded assumptions you demented little fuck stick. you're stupid, and sadly you dont know it. a true intelligent person, for one, would allow their intellect to be put forth in writing, views, theories, or things which would prove someone's intelligence. having a unique worldview does not make you intelligent. it makes you another opinionated moron with a brain and a forum by which its ramblings are spilled messily into. second, an intelligent person would never profess themselves to be intelligent. that label must be put upon your character and thoughts by someone who isn't biased in their assumption; you are not fit to judge your own intelligence because you're biased and you obviously want to like yourself, seeing as how you've had a few run ins with a knife. oh the scars, my life has been terrible! You're sitting in a warm house on a computer and you're cutting yourself for as much attention as i got for doing it as a joke. you want me to think you're intelligent? stop being an intolerant little fuck head and put forth some evidence to back up your claims or simply shut the fuck up. i have a friend, whom i think is intelligent, not because he professes but he uses his brain to put it forth to be judged by others. does this make sense? he didn't say "i'm intelligent" and make me believe it. he had to give me a good enough reason. he has. you haven't. go fuck yourself. Who I want to meet:

I'd like to meet a girl that has a goal in life and a nice warm carpet for her to get there and on her knees safely. I'd prefer meeting someone with a personality, which is rare since most myspace profiles are the same with different layouts and pictures when it comes to people being different than one another. Where did all the characters go? The actual people? Where the fuck are they? Oh yeah, they're out being called crazy by the hot topic flogging crowd that follows MTV around looking for a purpose and a style because they're shallow imbeciles incapable of thinking without being led to the puddle. Actually, I probably don't want to meet you. If you spend more than 10 minutes typing pointless shit to a brain-dead friend on a leopard skinned cell phone then I probably don't want to talk to you and hope you were abused as a child. See, this probably makes you go "I can't talk to him, he's weird." - Thats exactly what I want. Why the fuck am I worried about talking to you? I'm not hot, so why would you talk to me. Personality? Talent? Brains? All second to clothes and looks. So, I'll go out to hot topic, get some chain lined pants to show you how hardcore I am, come home and pierce my nose, then walk around with my head down at parties just to get you back on the nice and friendly carpet you've always wanted to be on. Vital Statistics:

Name: Josh
Age: 24
Birthday: May 9th
Relationship Status: single... dont ask me why if i knew why i wouldnt be single now would i?
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