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Hell in Heels Hansen

I am here for Friends

About Me

Oh, where do I begin. I live on the beach in Malibu and am enjoying the municipal public servant life to the fullest extent. I'm a straight laced American girl who loves BBQs and good natured trouble. I'm a huge LA Kings fan, love baseball and any other sport that a cold beer and loud friends accompany. I love camping and random road trips and basically anything that creates a laughable memory later on.
How to make a April
Ingredients:
1 part mercy
5 parts brilliance
5 parts energy
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add lustfulness to taste! Do not overindulge!
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Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com
Who Should Paint You: Alfred Gockel
All American yet funky, you inspire an artist's imagination
And while not everyone will understand your portrait, you will! What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?

My Interests

Shopping for a good bargain! Camping, road trips, reading, cooking, wine tasting... or should we just say fraternizing, watching sports, sitting on the beach, plotting my escape from the so cal traffic
You Have Your PhD in Men
You understand men almost better than anyone.
You accept that guys are very different, and you read signals well.
Work what you know about men, and your relationships will be blissful. How Well Do You Understand Men?

I'd like to meet:

My adult crush, Ryan Reynolds

Anyone, although I can't guarantee I'll like you. I'd also like to meet Poquito the Llama...

adopt your own virtual pet!

adopt your own virtual pet! /table

Music:

Rum Punch, Coldplay, Frank Sinatra, Doris Day, The Eagles, Kate Earl, Train, Sarah McLachlan, The Beatles, Joni Mitchell, Carole King, James Taylor, Tori Amos, Sara Evans, Dean Martin, Jimmy Buffet and the list goes on and on...

How Will I Die Quiz

You will die at the age of 51

You will die by having one too many botox injections

Find out how you will die at Quizopolis.com

Movies:

I'm not a big fan of the movie theatre, but god bless HBO for bringing it all home. I have a ton of movies that I have never even seen...
find your inner PIE @ stvlive.com

Television:

FSNWest... ESPN... It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia... Curb Your Enthusiasm... Entourage... Weeds... Big Love... Californication...CSI... Law & Order... Best Week Ever... The Office... Grey's Anatomy... OLN blows
You Are 54% Evil
You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination. How Evil Are You?

Books:

I'll read almost anything, except sci-fi and self help books. Way too out of the box for me! Give me a newspaper, historical biography, crime fiction or mystery any day...

The Keys to Your Heart


You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.
In love, you feel the most alive when your partner is patient and never willing to give up on you.
You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.
Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.
In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

Heroes:

Doris Day, Jackie Kennedy-Onassis, my parents
Your Birth Month is September
Tolerant and inspirational, you are wise beyond your years.
You are universally sympathetic and a great humanitarian.
Your soul reflects: Devotion, light, and love
Your gemstone: Sapphire
Your flower: Morning Glory
Your colors: Brown and deep blue What Does Your Birth Month Mean?
Your Seduction Style: Prized Object
The seduction game you play is tried, true, and still effective: hard to get.
You know that the best seducers turn the tables - and get their crush to seduce them.
The one running has the power, and you're a challenge that is worth the chase.
You are a master of enticing and pulling back. Giving a little and taking some away.
You are controlled enough to know rewards come after a long seduction dance.
Even though you want to call, email, or say "I love you" first - you don't!
You're style is the perfect mix of hot and cold - so much so that you have many suitors.
Think Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffany's ... or any of those creepy guys from the Bachelor.
You're skilled at inspiring a chase. The real test is picking the person to slow down for. What Kind of Seducer Are You?

My Blog

baby clothes and wine

So I bought 2 baby sets; 1 baby duck outfit and 1 sweet pea outfit. Mind you, before you start judging, this was before the vino. Is it sad and pathetic or sweet and hopeful? We'll see... lots of chan...
Posted by Hell in Heels Hansen on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 10:31:00 PST

FYI

Here's a little tid bit for ya... I'm 29. I'm hot. I'm a sports fan who appreciates beer. I live on one of the most fantasized beaches in the world. I'm intelligent and funny. You're missing out. And...
Posted by Hell in Heels Hansen on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 10:19:00 PST

Companies to SHAKE YOUR FIST AT!!!

I've threatened to do this for quite some time so here you go, in no particular order... the LIST OF COMPANIES THAT BURN MY HIDE!!! Feel free to add your own thoughts and rants! 1. Every damn restaura...
Posted by Hell in Heels Hansen on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 02:15:00 PST

What?!?! update

It has almost been a full year since the fabulous doctor's appointment that set my life into a tailspin. Well, rest easy my darlings, the menopause fiasco has been resolved. I'm no longer ho...
Posted by Hell in Heels Hansen on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 09:40:00 PST

Willie Wonka and the really bad acid trip

So anyone who knows me knows that I'm far from on top of seeing movies within the decade that they've been released. Well, tonight I saw most of the new Willie Wonka movie. All I can say is "What the ...
Posted by Hell in Heels Hansen on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 10:03:00 PST

Grey's Anatomy

So I just finished watching another episode of Grey's Anatomy. I think I'm completely hooked on it which is amazing since I normally miss the boat on the good shows. I think what I love about it is th...
Posted by Hell in Heels Hansen on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 12:29:00 PST

What?!?

What?!? basically describes the entire past week for me. I am so very overwhelmed with so many different emotions, I have no idea where to begin. Monday was a day that was chock full of TMI moments th...
Posted by Hell in Heels Hansen on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 05:01:00 PST

Operation Chocolate Torte

Today I woke up at my usual 6:30 only to realize I had nowhere to go. Strike 1. Yesterday I was thanked profusely, told how appreciated I was and I told them to go to hell. Yes, thats right, my 30 day...
Posted by Hell in Heels Hansen on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 09:33:00 PST