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"This day is called the feast of Crispian: He that outlives this day, and comes safe home, Will stand a tip-toe when the day is named, And rouse him at the name of Crispian. He that shall live this day, and see old age, Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours, And say “To-morrow is Saint Crispian”: Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars. And say “These wounds I had on Crispin’s day.” Old men forget: yet all shall be forgot, But he’ll remember with advantages What feats he did that day: then shall our names, Familiar in his mouth as household words Harry the king, Bedford and Exeter, Warwick and Talbot, Salisbury and Gloucester, Be in their flowing cups freshly remember’d. This story shall the good man teach his son; And Crispin Crispian shall ne’er go by, From this day to the ending of the world, But we in it shall be remember’d; We few, we happy few, we band of brothers; For he to-day that sheds his blood with me Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile, This day shall gentle his condition: And gentlemen in England now a-bed Shall think themselves accursed they were not here, And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks That fought with us upon Saint Crispin’s day" William Shakespeare-----------Henry V .............. ......................... ....................................... .................................................... ............................................................ Hockey players, the cockiest, dirtiest, most irresponsible group of athletes in the world. Will do anything just to be able to tell his teammates a great story in the dressing room. Live the dream until they are 35 then realize they never made it. Ladies love us, guys want to be us, we are the soul of the universe. You lace up the skates, put on the gloves, strap on the helmet, and walk on to the ice and nothing else matters. It doesn't matter that you failed a test, your girl is being a bitch, or that you got a ticket on the way there...you're world is absolutely perfect for the next couple hours. Here's to faceoffs, goals, assists, overtime, living on the road, cold rinks, early mornings, breakaways, going top cheese, countless hours of practice, bag skates, puking, thousands of dollars, dangling d-men, end to end rushes, big hits, broken twigs, new skates, packing bombs,dropping the mits, wheelin' broads, coaches, adding the letter "y" to the end of everyone's last name, the word "fuck", pick up, tape to tapesaucer, let downs, miracles and most of all - the game of Hockey. .............. Why?.............. . Why do we skate back and forth night after night? Skating so hard we throw up. Skating so hard your heart beat rings in your head,while your lungs are grasping for air. Late nights, early mornings, Friday nights, Saturday evenings, broken bones, torn musclesand deep bruises. We skate through it all. Because we live off our adrenaline, because the game frees your spirit, because the partyin the locker room is second to none, because you're invincible once you step on the ice, because one shot can make you smile all night, sniping the twine, top shelf where momma keeps the peanut butter,the rattling of the boards, the feel of the puck, and skates carving into the ice is a rhythm to live by, because its possible to skate fast enough to leave all your worries behind. Sweat is the cologne of our accomplishment. ................ Why? ............... Why would someone push themselves so hard the uneducated pussies always ask? HOUSE LEAGUE, A, AA, AAA, JR.A, CHL, US COLLEGE,PRO... It's never been for the fucking the money, it's not for the girls, and it's not for the fame. 'The Boys' play because we fucking love it ... If you are a hockey player and you are proud to be one, pass this shit on with pride mother fucker, and let everyone know the definition of man.

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THE HOCKEY PLAYERS SURVEY
Name? Hakop
Birthday? 12/28/89
Height? 5-11
What team do you play for? Bombers
How long have you played hockey for? 8 or 9 years
What kind of skates do you wear? Vapor XXX
Do you know what a Gonshow is? yup
Do you chew tobacco? hell no
Have you ever dropped the gloves? yup
How many times? about 3
Have you or do you play junior hockey? ( The stepping stone to the Pro's) playin now
Have you ever seen Slapshot more then once? course
Have you ever had relations with a puckslut? nope
Do you know what a Michigan is? fer sure
Can you do a Michigan? i wish...
Who is Sydney Crosby? the Tiger Woods of Hockey
What number do you wear? 3
How many days a week do you play hockey? 6 to 7
What type of player are you? Defensice Enforcer
Is it true that hockey players are one of a kind? you know it...
What is a lipper? im guessin chew
Ever had a broken nose? naw
Whats the best thing about being a hockey player? bein one of a kind
Are you Canadian? haha no
Skoal or Copenhagan? nasty
Do you like the new NHL rules? some of em
Do you wear a cage or a visor? cage for now
What position do you play? defense and wing
Have you lost a hockey fight? tied
Have you won a hockey fight? yes
Which hand do you shoot? right
Whats your definition of a Swampdonkey? wtf?
Have you done your rookie duties? some of em
Have you ever had Lambroast? lie the food???
Most memorable hockey moment? my fights
Have you ever signed an autograph? haha...ya
Do you like the pucksluts? hmmmm....
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