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About Me

Quit spamming me with your retched fake hookers. I'm gonna set up an IP trace.21

Ruprick
People Iced: Thirty
Car Bombs Planted: One
Favorite Weapon Shank
Arms Broken: Fifteen
Eyes Gouged: Twenty Eight
Tongues Cut Off: Eleven
Biggest Enemy: Prickly Pear

My Interests

Corrupting your children, alcohol abuse

I'd like to meet:

Everyone.

Music:

Rage Against the Machine, Tool, Cake, Green Day, Korn, Beastie Boys, The Offspring, mc chris, The Beatles, Public Enemy, the dandy warhols, Audioslave, Led Zeppelin, Bob Dylan, Foo Fighters, Shinedown, AC/DC, Johnny Cash, Static-X, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Rolling Stones, Richard Cheese, Marilyn Manson, Rob Zombie, The Doors, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Mars Volta, Pink Floyd, The Streets, Beck, Interpol, The White Stripes, Radiohead, David Bowie, Incubus, System of a Down, Rise Against, Nirvana, A Perfect Circle, Soundgarden, and pretty much anything else.

Movies:

American Beauty, Where the Buffalo Roam, Thank You for Smoking, Fight Club, The Life Aquatic, The Last King of Scotland, Pulp Fiction, 12 Monkeys, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Death Proof, Domino, A Scanner Darkly, Pulp Fiction, and Sin City to name a few.

Television:

CNN, Rescue Me, House M.D., Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Boondocks, Robot Chicken, 24, Law & Order, The Venture Brothers, 12 oz Mouse, The West Wing, Frisky Dingo, Futurama

Books:

Chuck Palahniuk, Hunter S. Thompson, George Orwell

Heroes:

Jane and Cam.

My Blog

In loving memory

Abe Dol "The Butcher" Shishani Father figure, mentor, foreigner. I'll miss you man.
Posted by bryan on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 11:39:00 PST

you know what really bothers me?

I hate watching others be judged because some random has notions of what a particular activity represents. The Morality Thing is just a series of incessant bullshit.I used to smoke, as most ...
Posted by bryan on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 10:55:00 PST

Re: Wisconsin, Rage Against the Machine

Wisconsin is one of those places that you just can't appreciate until you've experienced it. I know what you're thinking I'm out of my mind. This is very likely, but nevertheless, I didn't have the ...
Posted by bryan on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 07:55:00 PST

I'm scuttling this bitch and running to Mexico.

Tomorrow. I will also be back tomorrow. It's a day trip! Enjoy your Thursday.
Posted by bryan on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 03:20:00 PST

hey..

so i was thinking about coating my steering wheel in $100 bills. it'd be so pimp. someone would probably try to steal it, though. and they would either be successful and make like ten grand, o...
Posted by bryan on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 01:03:00 PST

i'm leaving

For work. No questions.
Posted by bryan on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 11:28:00 PST

so, i met satan today

he happens to be a german spring-sorting machine. the thing's programming is so fucking lame, it gets weird errors every other part. to put this in perspective, about 25% of the springs i put into the...
Posted by bryan on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 09:15:00 PST

HAHAHA..

Froth, fear, and fury Cartoon devices spur antiterror sweeps; two men are arrested By Suzanne Smalley and Raja Mishra, Globe Staff | February 1, 2007 Enraged city and state officials yeste...
Posted by bryan on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 12:01:00 PST

i just thought i'd let you all know

that i'm not dead. i am in fact very alive and well. next on the agenda.. uhh.. OH! i'm not going to school this semester, because i didn't want to. so there! take that, etc. i am working, however. s...
Posted by bryan on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 09:33:00 PST

What the hell is wrong with me?

http://www.grouphug.us is probably the funniest shit i've seen all night. This particular paragraph is of certain comical value: "I'm a 16 year old guy and I want nothing more than a girlfriend to han...
Posted by bryan on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 11:31:00 PST