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Kelly Lane

I am here for Friends

About Me

You should create your own MySpace Layouts like me by using nUCLEArcENTURy .COM's MySpace Profile Editor !I don't feel comfortable writing about myself, so I've asked my non-sexual life partner, SarHa, to write me a little "blurb":Kelly is my non-sexual life partner (aka longterm friend). She is an AMAZING dancer, singer and actor. She is extremely flexible and extremely talented. That's why she's my friend. More often than not, I am also her life coach. I teach her how to use the subway, maps, hang curtain rods and general restaurant etiquette. She also relies on me greatly for transportation and moving services. Overall, we are friends due to her exuberant and real live musical theatre energy.

My Interests

Dance, Musical Theatre, Choreography, Caloric Content, Sneakers, and Stallions...Black Stallions.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet my friends....so basically, I don't really want to meet anyone I don't already know on the internet, I find street corners, subways and bus stops good for that....unless you are, or are affiliated with Janet Jackson....because I love her...oh, I bought your CD Janet, even though it didn't do very well....because that's what friends do...they buy each other's CDs! I don't actually have a CD, but I will definitely buy my non-sexual life-parter SarHa's album...and I'm sure both her, and Janet, would buy mine if I ever put one out.

Music:

My favorite album is probably Jonny Lang's "Long Time Comin'" because the whole CD is awesome! My favorite music video is DEFINITELY "Scream"...it inspired me to buy pair after pair of pleather pants....which seemed cool at the time...and I don't wear them now....well, not in public anyway. I love anything and EVERYTHING Michael, Janet of course, Prince, and Jonny Lang. Oh oh oh and who could forget John Legend (his voice makes my heart melt) and I have recently started listening to the vocal stylings of India Arie, Divine Brown and Joss Stone.

Movies:

I don't like horror movies...I like most movies....movies are nice to rent...I don't return them until the last possible day....I like thursday overall....as far as week days go....go transit is annoying...especially to brampton...it doesn't run often enough....in conclusion, you've probably had enough of the ridicimilousness.

Television:

Hmm, I didn't have one until very recently...and still, I don't have a single channel...however, IF I could watch television, I would select 1. Prison Break, mmmmmmm, Michael.....or 2. Queer as Folk, mmmmmmm, Brian....or 3. House....mmmm....I mean, ew....um, awkward....I just love his evil ways, OKAY????

Books:

I like reading biographies, or funny books...or books that make me cry...books that don't have too much of a commitment...under 400 pages usually. My favourite book is "Of Mice and Men." Yes, I know that it's not really funny, and isn't a biography, but it's definitely short AND makes me cry. Two out of four isn't too shabby.

Heroes:

Anyone who knows me, or has seen my room, knows it's MICHAEL JACKSON!