Redesigning... stay tuned.
.... but please.... it's nice and all, but please people, refrain from small talking me to death.
I'll go ahead and just finish our conversations before they start, kay?
First off, if your conversation has anything to do with you trying to get all up on my nuts, save it. I'm taken. Damn buzzards...
You: HI
Me: err, hi! I guess... Um.... bye!
You: hey wuts up?
Me: Nothing! I'm on fucking myspace! What do you think I'm up to?
You: How are you?
Me: I'm peachy!
You: hey i like ur pics
Me: thx
You: wut are you up to?
Me: Again, I'm on myspace. That question should answer itself.
If you wanna have a damn conversation, then start one. A real one. It's all nice and good that y'all wanna chat about next to nothing, but do be conscious that you're not the only one who does so. Gets a little annoying. I don't mind talking to people, but I like conversations to have substance. Perhaps a topic. Something interesting would be nice.Otherwise, if you absolutely must fulfill your needs for smalltalk, just refer to the sample conversations above. I promise, they won't be much different than if I was typing them out.
