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Notorious J-O-C

Be young, have fun, drink mango lassi

About Me

My name makes the anagram, "Lean, tiny jocks!" And somehow it seems appropriate.

The CricketSoda Myspace Editor!

My Interests

Smelling fabric softeners, correcting grammatical and orthographical errata, baseball, hot dogs, multiple desserts at once, cruising (or "cruishing," as it were) and Bora Bora. Oh, and tanning near the shuffleboard deck with a San Pellegrino and a good book... and by book, I mean hot dog. And by San Pellegrino, I also meant hot dog.

I'd like to meet:

Norwegians, Dutchies, Belgians, Germans, and English-speakers with funny accents (and that is an objective criterion, natch). Big ups to anyone who would like to participate in TFF (Trashy Food Friday) events with me.

Music:

Neil Diamond. Like, for real. Anything dance-able, hum-able, or screech-able.

Movies:

Best movie evs = "Drowning Mona." "9 to 5" is up there, too. "Downfall," "Grizzly Man," and documentaries in general. I also like "Problem Child," "Murder in the Hamptons," and Lifetime Originals, especially "Preggers at 15". And "SNAKES ON A PLANE!" What what

Television:

Baseball, sharks, snakes, PBS, and John Goodman-related things. Roseanne, Heathcliff, Bob L'Eponge!!!, Golden Girls, and Best Week Ever. Howevs, now that I'm in France, basically I'm enjoying everything on TF1 (bad US shows dubbed into French-- Crossing Jordan, anyone? Seventh Heaven?).

Books:

The Economist every week, Life of Pi, Invisible Man, Grapes of Wrath, In Cold Blood, Dracula (shut up), French junk for class, and whatever my mom sends me in the mail after she's done reading it for book club.

Heroes:

Mona Dearly. Jump splittaz Nick Swisher and Mary-o Whorres. And San Alejo for sparing Mario from a groin pull lo these many years.

My Blog

New pics up of Munich, Amsterdam, Paris, Nice, and Monaco travels!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/JocelynAtkins/sets
Posted by Notorious J-O-C on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 04:43:00 PST

Countdown to Rootbeer Float Day...

22 hours and counting until Barry Zito and Rich Harden start serving up the floats/ 22 hours and counting until I'm arrested for sexual assault. Deets forthcoming (unless there's no MySpace in jail).
Posted by Notorious J-O-C on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

So disappointed

I only ate 3 dollar dogs at the A's game yesterday AND Barry Zito wasn't pitching AND we had to sit in the right field bleachers near Ichiro "I don't understand your heckling because I don't speak Eng...
Posted by Notorious J-O-C on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Jocelyn ate my homework

SO, after inhaling a Whiz Burger hot dog n' fries, I stumbled (to the ground) upon some sort of diorama art show on Mission and 17th-ish, and decided to go in (mostly in hopes of free bev-mos). There ...
Posted by Notorious J-O-C on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

show me your...

So this time, the night actually began at night, with a huge dinner at La Med and a liter of red wine. For some reason, it didn't make me or Mario tipsy, so it was on to the Metro once again to weasel...
Posted by Notorious J-O-C on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ow, my lifestyle

The 'night' began at 3pm in Dolores Park, where, after inhaling copious amounts of Mexicali food, Jefferson, Omarion and I proceeded to drink some tall boys and eat Ninja Turtle-shaped popsicles that ...
Posted by Notorious J-O-C on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST