"I hate it when people hand out flyers. It's like them saying 'here, you throw this out.'" - Mitch Hedberg
"Art is what you can get away with." - Andy Warhol
Too many words on the tip of my tongue and/I can never figure out, when to speak when to/Shout when to shut up when to knock my self out/I need a brainwash, grey matter bath/I need the clutter all thrown in the trash/I need a brainwash cuz I'm a loon/So could you please throw my head in a tub/I could really use a cerebral scrub/wash away what I know, its an over-rated frontal lobe/Expensive thrills, sexual perversity, are always filling/My mind, mixed with guilt cuz of bombs over
Dresden are kinda bringing me down/I need a brainwash, grey matter bath/I need the clutter all thrown in the trash/I need a brainwash cuz I'm a loon/Cuz I'm a psycho babble brain, a real live loony toon/A mixed up maniac, I'm certifiable,/so put me in a room right next to Nickelson/and get me Thorazine cause all I wanna do is sing/Traditional songs but I like to sing in/Minor technologies not making sense/so could You please throw my head in a tub/I could really use a cereberal scrub/wash away what I know/its an over-rated frontal lobe
---NOFX, The Bath of Least Resistance
I'm loud. And brash. And you probably dont want to know me. I'm ugly and rude and don't have any manners. I judge you and label you and you probably do the same to me, though we both pretend like we don't want eachother too. I listen to music that I'm too proud of, that means too much to me.
I'm blush too easily, it's become a problem. I love moshpits, tall boys, aggressive girls, and bad puns. I squeak and snort. I don't capitalize properly. I can sit on my roof. I make a killer mix tape and can completely erase you from my life. I wear high-heels; I'm 5'8 and 3/4.Techno Dance Parties solve everything. I dye my hair. I have an unhealthy love of bass players named Mike. And Green Day. Duct tape fixes everything, along with Rancid. I am afraid of American Girl Dolls.I believe in html, I believe in true love. I'm a vegetarian. I'm a liberal. I'm a feminist, and loud about it.I have a healthy relationship with my parents. I get headaches. I have lower back pain, and strong legs. I believe in God. The God without a pronoun. I knit, crochet, and pretend I can sew. I want to be a rabbi, astronaut, sailor, designer, dictator, one of those girls on myspace with the bumflaps and bleached hair, a manager of a copy store, a gymnast, and an Italian.
I am not athletic. I love my body and the fact that it works. I believe in scientific creationism and good strong coffee with cream and two Splenda packets. Tofu and rice with soysauce and steamed broccoli is my favorite meal. I love debating, moral issues that piss people off are the best. I don't get agitated in those conversations, I ignore you. I believe in gay rights, human rights, animal rights, and the right to think you are ridiculous and deserve neither rights nor respect.
I judge to quickly and run to slowly. I eat too fast. I dance poorly, but with glee. I hate Latin class, but love English. I never write, but like to. I am a Red Sox fan.
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