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Ted

monks made it.

About Me

When I was a kid our family got a camping supply catalogue in the mail. I picked out everything I would need to live outside in the forest forever. I added up the weight of everything and it weighed about fifty pounds.

My Interests

Baking bread, writing fiction, writing poems, writing songs, writing long stories and then deleting them letter by letter, things that are obsolete, things that are permanant. Also, sushi, video games, pokemon, guitars, princess movies, religion, walking home in the rain from class and thinking I should be sad because I'm walking in the rain and then feeling sad, just because I know I should.

I'd like to meet:

the other three horsemen. Where are you guys? We need to get together if we're going to make this happen. Also, girls.

Music:

Pop songs with happy melodies and complicated lyrics about girls. Bluegrass songs with happy melodies and simple lyrics about lonliness. Hymns with brash melodies and baroque lyrics about falling.

Movies:

Chinatown, West Side Story. I've never seen a movie before.

Television:

I like to read books based on T.V. shows. Right now, I'm reading an epic poem called "What Not to Wear." It's about a knight in full armor on a tiny freaking boat!

Books:

I like to watch T.V. shows based on books. Right now, I'm watching a miniseries called "The Norton Anthology of Literature, Vol. 1" It's about a doctor who's an asshole!

Heroes:

Foes.

My Blog

Calm Sunday Sky

Calm Sunday Sky (new song, lyrics subject to change) Who wants a girl who's calm?  Who wants a girl who's calm? I wanna girl like a hurricane swirl all twisted up I'm so starting something Calm S...
Posted by Ted on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 10:14:00 PST

Chartruse

It's green.  Monks make it.  It's as strong as whiskey.  Green monk whiskey.  Pour me another one, brother Libby.  Keep it coming.  All night.  Keep pouring the gree...
Posted by Ted on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 10:01:00 PST