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About Me

About me:
art by mel
eÂ·visÂ·cerÂ·ate
1. Surgery. to remove the contents of (a body organ)
FIRST OFF: The infomation I provide in bulletins and some blogs is for your entertainment and more importantly your education. I will answer your questions about the human body/diseases but dont confuse this for a diagnosis. Don't be stupid... if you have a health problem go to your doctor!Second: Everything on this myspace is real. The drawings, the photos, the writings have all been done by me. If you would like to use my material please email me and give credit where credit is due... do not just assume it is okay to use my photos/art/writing. thank you.
So who am I?
I have moved from New York to the Midwest to obtain Doctor of Chiropractic and Medical Doctorate degrees... I will finish my first doctorate in 2009 and my second in 2013. I plan on using holistic and allopathic techniques to promote wellness and improve the living conditions of humans (thats you).
Well known for my anatomical drawings and writings.
Most are intrigued by what i do on the side.... I have discovered that I am very good at dissecting human beings and so I am a anatomy prosector, which means i dissect cadavers for anatomical purposes and I utilize this in order to educate incoming graduate students as well as myself about the mystery of life and the elaborate machine that we are.
I am not selfish with my knowledge... you might have seen me volunteering at Bodies the Exhibition in NYC or Body Worlds in St. Louis as a tour guide... I have also been featured in magazines such as Natural Health Magazine and I also provide educational tours to medical assistants, surgical technicians, massage therapy students, and others in the health related fields. If you have any questions relating to disease, pathological disorders, anatomy, physiology, personal wellness, or just whatever please email me...
On this site you will find all of my passions which are sometimes your curiosities.... I cannot and will not post pictures of my dissections of humans.
-eviscerator
2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.
1000 A.D. - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.
1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion.
1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill.
1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic.
2000 A.D. - That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root
The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will interest his patients in the care of the human frame, in diet, and in the cause and prevention of disease. Thomas Alva Edison

My Interests

The visible human project.

This male cadaver was frozen and cut into 1,871 axial slices (at 1 millimetre intervals) which were then photographed and digitized.. ..brought to you by eviscerator.

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I'd like to meet:

A world of greed began as I was shot in a moist vaginal canal. A moan mimics a gunshot and the race begins... a race to the end with my four million brothers and sisters. Only a few thousand sperm will reach the far end of the fallopian tube but only one sperm will penetrate the egg and fuse with the nucleus. Four million sperm: doctors, lawyers, drug addicts, porn stars, stillborns, artists, construction workers, deformities, rock stars, molesters, stockbrokers, murderers, an eviscerator. It is a close race, but sperm number 1,702,600 wiggles his flagellum faster than the rest and beats his brothers and sisters to the center of the egg. The other 3,999,999 sperm denature in the acidic environment left behind.

I am not the one they wanted. I am the wrong one. They wanted number 1,702,598. The tall dark and handsome one. He didn't make it in time. He would have made everyone proud. He is the one who cuts his hair, dresses in faded jeans and polo shirts, showers thrice a day, and comes home and kisses his mother and father on the cheek. I'm a defect; they even would have taken number 2,789,003, the valedictorian who becomes a pediatric brain surgeon, also tall with black toilet hair and a smile that adds sunshine to a room.

I want to shoot my babies into my hand and watch them as they swim around only to find out that their existence is meaningless. I want to see the future doctors, lawyers, rock stars, retards, whoever believe that they are going to win a race but end up in a hand with their father grinning and laughing at their disposal. Number 2,885,399 wouldn't have done thisâ€¦

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My Blog

embalmer.

embalmer. Dissector's journal Winter, 2008: 2:00pm: Dr. Lane stated that he went to the Body Worlds last week. Claimed their dissections was almost as good as mine& I couldn't tell...
Posted by eviscerator. on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 05:06:00 PST

eulogy. (updated)

The Anatomical Dedication speech I made on May 20th 2008 to the families of the people that donated their bodies to science.... meeting the families of the people you dissect makes you feel normal ag...
Posted by eviscerator. on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 01:41:00 PST

blueprint.

I observe the darkened ridges of the golden wedge shaped fries cluttering the plate while listening to the low rumble of drunken older men arguing over football& or was it baseball... who gives a fuck...
Posted by eviscerator. on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 09:19:00 PST

yes or no?

(taken from bulletin written on Jan 7, 2008) note: this blog will be submitted to the publishing company with your responses to it... I have spoken with a few people and decided that within the n...
Posted by eviscerator. on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 03:58:00 PST

the dead doc.

This is the incomplete version... I will finish this and post the completed version in a week or so. I need my lab to finish some detail work and since I am in NY I will have to wait until ...
Posted by eviscerator. on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 07:36:00 PST

silver.

Its pouring outside... I insert a silver key into a golden lock... Place: outside of my parent's house; Long Island, NY Time: four o'clock am I turn the key counter-clockwise and swing the door open....
Posted by eviscerator. on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 02:34:00 PST

dissector’s notebook.

Picture was drawn first then notes taken giving the appearance of the overlap. Will be adding new art to a new album called Dissector's Notebook found under "my albums."...
Posted by eviscerator. on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 07:42:00 PST

rigor mortis.

1:00 am:I sit on the toilet while amusing myself with the fine topographical features of my hands. It is mind blowing how unique our hand prints are. The patterns of swirls and fine contours sporadi...
Posted by eviscerator. on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 07:53:00 PST

cabbage-patch.

Summer is filled with sweaty humans and careless spending& my pockets are empty and my hands reek of latex gloves& powdered. My brain, specifically the uncus, has linked the smell of laytex with rotti...
Posted by eviscerator. on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:35:00 PST

pale blue dot.

Wanted to share this with the rest of you: "We succeeded in taking that picture [from deep space], and, if you look at it, you see a dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it, everyone you ever...
Posted by eviscerator. on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 01:29:00 PST