Shamus The Conqueror. Just the basics: I don't get cold (body temp is 99.6+ at a constant rate, therefore I never wear a jacket, sweatshirt, shirt, beater, etc...) I eat a LOT. I like big expensive cigars. I currently own 25 Tarantulas (used to be 26, but my poor, poor Trinidad Chevron kicked the bucket recently. R.I.P.), but I wanna make it to 60 before the end of this summer. That is the main reason I work. I'm a yeti-in-training. I own Sarver, South Buffalo, and Clinton. I once partied with nine people from Paraguay. I run a bar/hangout named Shametowne. All are welcome unless I tell you otherwise personally. I'm fairly scary looking. Oh, and I don't get angry, and I don't drink (which is weird for an Irish Man.) I hate moochers and lazy bums--they're part of what's wrong in the world. Ask me if you need any help whatsoever. I'll help to the very limit of my power and abilities. I love to joke around, strike up stupid conversations, and tell retarded jokes, as well as be the butt of many such jokes. I'm an all around great guy and I doubt you'll find anyone that says otherwise. If you can, that means I missed that target.... guys layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Shamus The Conqueror
Birthday: 1/31/87
Birthplace: Dublin, Ireland
Current Location: In my computer chair, Clinton, PA.
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Black when wet, brown when dry
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Irish, you think?
The Shoes You Wore Today: Rocky boots, same as every day.
Your Weakness: None.
Your Fears: Just one: Heights.
Your Perfect Pizza: Novotny's Twenty Dollar Pizza.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Not end up like my pothead friends.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: IM can go to hell.
Thoughts First Waking Up: The words to the song I last heard.
Your Best Physical Feature: My strength.
Your Bedtime: Eh, whenever I choose, really.
Your Most Missed Memory: The summers of 2004-2006.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi, but there's no real preference.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King is filthy. McDonald's supports gun control. My vote is for Wendy's.
Single or Group Dates: None.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Marburger Sweet Tea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffe messes with you, man.
Do you Smoke: Cigars, at parties. But that's about it.
Do you Swear: Yep. Working at a golf course with old busted machines taught me to swear quite proficiently.
Do you Sing: Yessir.
Do you Shower Daily: Once, sometimes twice.
Have you Been in Love: Yeah.
Do you want to go to College: No, and yet I'm here...
Do you want to get Married: Yeah, I think I'd enjoy that.
Do you belive in yourself: Of course.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope.
Do you think you are Attractive: That's a big "no", right there.
Are you a Health Freak: Okay. No. I AM a bit of a germ freak though.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yep.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Things coming from the sky always fascinated me.
Do you play an Instrument: Nope.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Probably.
In the past month have you Smoked: Yep.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nosir.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: HA!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No, but I came close!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I ain't had an Oreo since...wow...I dunno when...
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Never ate sushi.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, but I just took a dump. That counts, right?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No, stealing is not honorable.
Ever been Drunk: Yeah! (When you read that, say it aloud like Peter Griffin does)
Ever been called a Tease: Not to my face...
Ever been Beaten up: Nosir, I do the beating.
Ever Shoplifted: Refer to the question 4 slots ago.
How do you want to Die: Hanging or burning. Something that lets me face Death head on.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A college student...Well, I fulfilled that one!!
What country would you most like to Visit: I'd like to go back to Ireland again, see the old greeny.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: As long as they're bright and shining, not glazed over and dull.
Favourite Hair Color: As long as it isn't greasy.
Short or Long Hair: Short is cute. But long is elegant.
Height: Shorter than me...I like to be the giant I am.
Weight: She can't look like me.
Best Clothing Style: Not for me to decide.
Number of Drugs I have taken: A few. That's medicinal though.
Number of CDs I own: It varies--I tend to destroy burned CD's that skip on me.
Number of Piercings: 3.
Number of Tattoos: None, as of now, but then again, I have no money at the moment.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Plenty of things. Ask me some time.
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