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Felonista

in myspace...no one can hear you scream.

About Me

if you're reading this you've met me at a very strange point in my life......but everything is going to be ok

My Interests

i like to laugh. hence, i like stand up comedy. I don't think i could do it at all but ever since i've worked at the improv i just really like seeing people do stand up. is that weird?

I'd like to meet:

Karen O.....hells yeah.

Music:

in no particular order.The Cover-Up. Ben Folds. Muse.Radiohead.The Postal Service.Avenged Sevenfold. G'N'R.Death Cab For Cutie. Jack off Jill. Pretty Girls Make Graves. Coheed and Cambria. Bright Eyes. Every Time I Die. The Bled. Franz Ferdinand. Bjork. Hedwig andthe Angry Inch. For the record. Les savy fav. Queen. Hot Hot Heat. Murder City Devils. The White Stripes. AC/DC. The Used. Yeah Yeah Yeahs. The Cure. Von Bondies. Ram Jam. Modest Mouse. Interpol. At The Drive-In. Mars Volta, Motley Crue.....falco.

Movies:

Pi. The Cube. Clockwork Orange. Requiem for a Dream. Hedwig and the Angry Inch. Dawn of the Dead (old . ok/ new . best zombie flick ever) 28 days later. Night of the Living Dead. Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels. Snatch. Fight Club. Bowling for Columbine. Trainspotting. Moulin Rouge. Friday. Next Friday. Boyz in the Hood. Menace to Society. Napoleon Dynamite. Fear and Loating in Las Vegas. Don Juan Demarco. Interview with a Vampire. Vanilla Sky. BLow. Boogie Nights. Down with Love. Face Off. Pirates of the Carribean. Pulp Fiction. Kill Bill Volume 1 and 2. From Dusk till Dawn. Resevoir Dogs..and............killer klowns from outer space. lets face it this would take too long

Television:

Family Guy. Sea lab 2021. Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Home Movies. Harvey Birdman. Futurama. Law & Order. Surreal life. simpsons. reno 911. chappelle show. the daily show. I love the 90's. I LOVE T.V. sad as it is it's true.

Books:

Choke. Diary. Fight Club. The Diary of a Wallflower. Flowers in the Attic. Filth. Marabou Stork Nightmares. Glue. Extacy. Motely Crue's "The Dirt"

My Blog

damaged goods?......

do you think that some people are irrevokably fucked up? I mean even when addicts get sober and even when people get through a horrible relationship and find "happiness" there's still the memories (or...
Posted by Felonista on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 11:40:00 PST

blurg....

people keep talking about jail today. as if i'm going to forget! whatevs. today was a good day. i watched this twisted movie earlier called Antibodies and it was a little hardcore even for m...
Posted by Felonista on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 09:26:00 PST

god put the apple in eden, so in a sense god created evil...

god told them both what would happen. yet eve being the crafty temptress ( a woman after my own heart) just couldn't resist getting some of the sweet apple! and then BAM! She's out on her ass! . ...
Posted by Felonista on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 05:08:00 PST

i can’t sleep...

i haven't been up this early in a while. actually i haven't woken up this early in a while. ha.  I'm so in my head these days i don't really know why, sarah says that i have a tendency to isolate...
Posted by Felonista on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 08:26:00 PST

i missed the smart bus

i'm not smart anymore. i used to be smart, i had sharp wit and strived to learn. now i just think i'm smart. take steps carolyn. life is long.
Posted by Felonista on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 01:32:00 PST

thoughts no one will see anyway...

Sometimes i hope for some kind of horrible world changing catastrophe, a plague or natural disaster or some sort of crazy world altering event that would shake everyone's foundation. That way all...
Posted by Felonista on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 10:52:00 PST