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Kale

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About Me


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My name is Kale Brecht- I’m tall, dark, and handsome- at least my mom says so. This summer I will be holding down the fort (my house and a portion of my yard), primarily because I have no other choice. I’m just now starting my court-ordered 3-month-long house arrest sentence- the result of an unfortunate lack of composure on my part during a certain Spanish class gone awry (Aye, Dios mio!)… it could get interesting. The bottom line is- I will have an awful lot of time on my hands, and I’ve been told that myspace is one of the great time-killers of the new millennium- another cannon in my artillery of “constructive activities”, so to speak, which hopefully will keep me connected to the outside world- the one I got kicked out of for landing a punch.

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My Interests

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food sculpture, xbox live, neighborhood watch

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I'd like to meet:

Anyone- but they have to come to me. I'm available 7 days a week from 12 a.m. to 11:59 p.m.

Music:

The Doors, The Ramones, The Pink Spiders, Led Zeppelin, The Stooges, Minnie Ripperton, Afroman, The Summer Skinny

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Disturbia Soundtrack Featuring:
Nada Surf
This World Fair
Guster
Louque
Love Stink
BuckCherry
Afroman
Noiseshaper
Priscilla Ahn
The Summer Skinny
Minnie Riperton
Lou Rawls

Movies:

Shawshank Redemption, Pulp Fiction, E.T., Salton Sea, Taking Lives, Constantine, The Greatest Game Ever Played, Envy, The Lonely Lady, Two for the Money, Taking Lives

Television:

Cheaters, Bikini Destinations, News

Books:

Anything by my dad, "A Guide to Recognizing your Saints" by Dito Montiel, "The Areas of my Expertise" by John Hodgman

Heroes:

Indiana Jones

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My Blog

Win a Hometown Screening of Disturbia

The House Arrest challenge is now over.  Thanks to everyone for all of their submissions!  We'll be contacting the winner shortly. Go see Disturbia, in theaters now!...
Posted by Kale on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 11:26:00 PST

My neighbor is a killer

I think my neighbor is a serial killer.  I think this neighbor has taken multiple lives.  No joke.  I know and now you know that I end up looking out into the neighborhood a lot, since ...
Posted by Kale on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 11:16:00 PST

Britishisms

Thank God for BBC America.  Without them, I might never have known how much my life's been lacking.  I can't believe I've come this far never having realized just how much it sucks NOT to ha...
Posted by Kale on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 11:15:00 PST

Little Things

It's true what they say& It's the little things in life that matter. These things, after a while under house arrest, are the things that I've come to miss the most. In my former life on the outside, i...
Posted by Kale on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 01:37:00 PST

Socks and tees

             Today I alphabetized my t-shirts and socks.    I know initially that statement makes very little sense, but what you're mi...
Posted by Kale on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 01:35:00 PST

When I grow up

             I was thinking today about what I'd like to be when I grow up.  Most kids dream of being firefighters and astronauts, while some...
Posted by Kale on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 04:25:00 PST

Cosmo Quiz

             I might have said this already, but when Detective Parker, my friendly parole officer, was clamping this thing to my ankle, she advis...
Posted by Kale on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 04:24:00 PST

Hammertoes

I'm not the tidiest person in the world.  From time to time, my room becomes a mess of dirty clothes, magazines, dirty magazines (just kidding!), dishes, etc.  My mom refers to it as a "disa...
Posted by Kale on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 10:07:00 PST

Summerjob

             Don't take this the wrong way- I caution everyone against getting sentenced to house-arrest.  It sucks.  But I would be rem...
Posted by Kale on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 10:04:00 PST

Win a Disturbia Home Confinement Kit

Enter to win a Disturbia "Home Confinement Kit" consisting of binoculars and other cool items to keep one entertained at home. All you have to do is change your default profile pic to the image below....
Posted by Kale on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 03:25:00 PST