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Attention shoppers! Outside today, we have a cripple fight. Cripple fight, outside!

About Me


Food is important to me, as are leopard mating patterns (incest is a big problem), teleportation and proper usage of the word "irony".

My Interests

Joanna: You're just not gonna go?
Peter: Yeah.
Joanna: Won't you get fired?
Peter: I don't know, but I really don't like it, and, uh, I'm not gonna go.
Joanna: So you're gonna quit?
Peter: Nah-uh. Not really. Uh... I'm just gonna stop going.
Joanna: When did you decide all that?
Peter: About an hour ago.
Joanna: An hour ago... so you're gonna get another job?
Peter: I don't think I'd like another job.
Joanna: Well, what are you going to do about money and bills and...
Peter: You know... I've never really liked paying bills. I don't think I'm gonna do that, either.

I'd like to meet:

These guys in a dark alley?

mmm.... guys like this with a ball of twine?

And funny, interesting scrabble nerds!!!

Ween

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Music:

"There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another." -Frank Zappa

Movies:

If someone takes your picture, you lose your soul... so I like home movies with all my friends and family in them.

Television:

Weeds... Food Network... History Channel... thank GOD for Tivo!

My Blog

Unfortunately Upbeat yet True - my xmas story

When, through a series of twists and turns, I ended up alone on Christmas day, I fought down the inner pity party and decided to "GO OUT", drive around... do something with myself. Every year I face ...
Posted by funny on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 09:29:00 PST

Blissful complaints

I'm in a fabulous Thursday morning mood.... filled with glee and chortles.  And what is the only thing I can think of to blog about?  Things that bug me silly!  Obviously I'm hard wire...
Posted by funny on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 07:42:00 PST

Step 1- Tooth fairy involved in NYE Step 2- Step 3-profit, get it?

I figured out what my New Years resolution is going to be. I would tell you, but I'm pretty sure if I do that it won't come true... or the tooth fairy won't give me money.. Father time would spin back...
Posted by funny on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 12:53:00 PST

Reaction to a Tragedy

I giggle.  And laugh.  Always.  I wish I didn't.  I wish I cried, or got mad, or went into shock.  But I stay pretty much normal, totally normal, and am able to do what is ne...
Posted by funny on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 01:43:00 PST

A man... A God.... A Legend

Today the world was forever touched when Russell Baze, a giant of a man at a whopping 5'4" (which I *am* suspicious of... I've stood near this legend of a man, and I certainly didn't feel like he was ...
Posted by funny on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 04:03:00 PST

I deserved it - I was asking for it

When I was 16 my life was a lot tougher than it is now.  It took a long time, a lot of trials and tribulations, not to mention quite a bit of growing up, but I clawed my way out of a whole lot of...
Posted by funny on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 11:08:00 PST

What Popped my Racist Bubble

So, back in April, I went to lunch with my friends Suze and Natdo.  We went to Thai food.  We got there early on purpose, as this place has good food and atmosphere and we wanted to get a ta...
Posted by funny on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 01:31:00 PST

Red, White, and Sweet....

Candy Canes... I've decided my Christmas Theme this year is candy canes.  Red and White swirled around my house, my plants, the dead tree I like to litter my great room with. This brings me great...
Posted by funny on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 11:40:00 PST

Nasty side of me....

Every once in a while, for no discernable reason, I become mean and nasty.  Overall... and I hope my friends DON'T chime in here and say otherwise... I think I'm fairly good natured, easy going, ...
Posted by funny on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 02:40:00 PST

Please... take my soul... just pay me for it!

So... I'm sittting in this conference room at 7 PM... and my work day is nowhere near over.  And... the truth is, I'm okay with it.  My friends and loved ones aren't always okay with it.&nbs...
Posted by funny on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 07:12:00 PST