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About Me

Im a professional makeup artist, I love what I do even tho I hate the long hours that sometimes come with the job. (check out my website! http://www.make-faces.com) I graduated college for graphic design, but didnt love doing that quite as much to make a profession out of it, although I do it on the side for fun... I swear alot, I go to the bathroom with the door open. I paint, I draw..I have 2 dogs who may possibly be the best 2 dogs on earth, and I challenge anyone who disagrees. I could probably beat most folk in pool (pfft). I enjoy comedy, and people watching which usually leads to laughter. I dont go out too much but when I do I tend to drink too much. My drink of choice would be gin although if its free im not too picky. Dirty Martinis steal my heart and make me do sometimes regretful things (too soon?, hey Im honest). If you want to impress me take me to Milk & Honey and dont have to ask me for the number first. Im a big fan of Milk & Honey, I like the dark quiet interior, the velvety voice of the mysterous smokey cocktail waitress, the snobbery and the amazingly ostentatious drinks they serve. I give money to homeless people because I feel guilty that I waste money on lottery tickets.. I like girls, Im a hustler, I am pretty girly and dispite my outward confidence, I am pretty shy... I appreciate proper grammer and people who have a large vocabulary. My favorite word is cumbersome because it sounds like what it means. I abhor the saying "whose your daddy?" I dont know why, just never say it around me, also I cant stand girls who call me "bro" what is that? Im a fan of painting, but not if by painting you think I mean painting your apartment. ( even tho Id secretly most likely do it.. did I mention Im a push over?) I tend to follow stupid rules while breaking big ones. I live for connecting with old friends because im usually to busy to go out and make new ones.. I love horror movies and doing shit outside. Museums can be pretty fun too. My girlfriend is probably the best musician I have ever met, and I have a lot of pretty amazing friends. All in all I pretty much have an amazing life.
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My Interests

bikini mud wrestling, lowercase letters, my green vespa, Late night shoots, whispering into the boom mic, my dogs.. your dogs, gin and tonic, Pretty girls, Scary movies, drinking, art, animals, girls, painting, Playing pool, makeup, animal rights, human rights, veganism, music I discover on my own, learning new things, networking, graphic design, home decor, old cars, maps, new shoe smell, flip flops, cartoon network, late night kissing, mid day sex, naps in the sunshine, lip gloss, puzzles, pink and green, scars, sunglasses,the smell of spring, tattoos, girly video games, Le Shay.

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Music:

Air, Alicia Keys, Aesop Rock, Annie lennox, Azure Ray, Baxter, Benfolds, Blue States, Benny Bennassi, Bikini Kill, Bijork, Billie Holiday, Blonde redhead, Brazillian Girls, BT, The Cars, Chicks on Speed, Chris Glover, Chungking, Common, Cocteau Twins, crustation, cujo, the cure, David Bowie, Denali, The Doors, Echo and the Bunnymen, Emiliana Torrini, Erykah Badu, Feist, Fiaona Apple, FischerSpooner, Frou Frou, George Michael, Gnarles Barkley, Goldfrapp, Gravy Train, Hooverphonic, I monster, Joan Jett, Jodie Watley, Junior Senior, Kenna, Kinnie Starr, Kosheen, Le Tigre, Lunachicks, Marvin Gaye, MC Paul Barman, Metric, MIA, Milla Jovovich, Missy Elliott, Moodroom, Morning Wood, Mos Def, Neneh Cherry, the Organ, P.M. Dawn, Patti Smith, Pat Benatar, Peaches, Pebbles, Pet shop boys, Pinback, Pink, The Postal Service, Princess superstar, Puracane, Sade, Scissor Sisters, Shiny Toy Guns, Sia, Sigur Ros, Silversun Pickups, 7 year bitch, Sneaker Pimps, Soulstice, The sundays, Steve Miller Band, Taylor Dayne, Telepopmusik, Tori Amos, Young Love, Zero Seven, and like bazillions more.

Movies:

The house of yes,the last unicorn, The Squid and the Whale, crash, Thankyou for smoking, porn, Amelie, The Dark Crystal, Bound, But Im a cheerleader,.. Donnie Darko, City of lost children, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, Garden State, Kill Bill. Grindhouse, Hell raiser, Night of the living dead, dead alive, invaders from mars, friday the 13th, halloween, Jason, Jaws, Pan's Labyrinth, SLEEP AWAY CAMP, the blob, The Station Agent, the people under the stairs and basically any other cheesy horror film out there

Television:

Adult swim, Dexter, Weeds, Ab Fab, The Simpsons, the L-Word, MXC, The Tudors

Books:

The Story of O, Angels and Demons, Harry Potter, Fairy Tale, Black Dawn Bright Day. trashy magazines and the like.

Heroes:

meechu chopstick morgan

My Blog

my dogs are the source of all evil

one small yellow chihuahua in heat for the first time... one medium pugXbeagle (with balls) crying and chasing around said small yellow chihuahua trying in desperation to shag her rotten... and one ow...
Posted by stranger danger ® on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST