On the Autobahn to disdain and Ive got a really fast car. |
I should go to bed. I'm really tired. The past few days have been&different. I haven't slept or eaten much. I'll blame global warming. In all seriousness, it's me who's to blame. I know I'm difficult ...
Posted by Average Midget on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 10:13:00 PST |
Coping with age |
Although I am getting old, the title doesn't refer to me; well, not entirely. My car is entering its eighth year of life and I've managed to drive it 100,000 miles. Mind you, the poor thing had 58,000...
Posted by Average Midget on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 01:17:00 PST |
A Brontosaurus without the neck |
I guess I should call myself an Apatosaurus, since it's widely believed that, what we thought was a Brontosaurus, is really a mislabeled Apatosaurus. Paleontology lesson aside, that dinosaur best desc...
Posted by Average Midget on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 11:21:00 PST |
Klaatu...Verata...[mumbles]...There, I said it! |
I wish I had more time to do everything that I want to do. The translation of that is, I'd like to stay at home all day and not have to work. When I was younger (this is the stereotypical old man spee...
Posted by Average Midget on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 05:25:00 PST |
ohm on the range |
Sunday, November 5th, 2006. The birds were singing a jovial tune, as if to celebrate the sun's grand arrival. An arrival that will surely breathe a renewed sense of life, and vigor, into all of God's ...
Posted by Average Midget on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 08:42:00 PST |
Obsession |
The epitome of obsession, when thinking of a man's viewpoint, is usually vagina (penis, if you're the other type of man). Naturally you'd think that was my obsession, as well. Nope; if a man is define...
Posted by Average Midget on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 10:52:00 PST |
King Tut-Uncommon |
Friday was the day that Gabby and I went to the King Tut exhibit, at the LA Art Museum. Gabby had a good time, despite my potentially ruining it with mass homicide. That morning, I knew it was going t...
Posted by Average Midget on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
It has finally happened. |
There is a theory that the Earths core has been slowing down, and will eventually reverse, destroying most, if not all, living things. The Earth will then begin anew. This cycle is what Im talking ab...
Posted by Average Midget on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Why is that disgusting? |
I invite you to answer that question.
We had just returned from the gym. Hot, and in a perpetual pool of sweat, I disrobed. Yes&I know that part is, in fact, rather disgusting but thats not th...
Posted by Average Midget on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Bitching...again. |
Heres a little math lesson for you&
2 + 2 = I want to quit!
Thats right. Im getting the hell out of this place, even if they offer me more money. Unfortunately I need to stay here, an...
Posted by Average Midget on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
