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Helen...

Timmy? Pass me my tools...

About Me


Making naïveté an artform
A few of the things I like: snowboarding, my DV8 ladies, writing, beers with the boys, gambling (with money and my health), dressing inappropriately for the weather, sherbert fountains (not the liquorice bit), pretending I'm taller than I am, the summer of love 2006 (now extended to the winter of love 07 - thanks for the update gayle!), my dog, spending too much money, my ipod, playing badminton (extreme!), gossiping in the office, being a text pest, late night drinks, visiting my gypsy parents, remembering what I did last night, my mates, festivals, jumping on a plane to somewhere exotic, flirting with boys, huge sunglasses, laughing til your sides hurt!
Things I don't like: being broke, rude and arrogant people, lying (only because I am crap at it), having messy hair, being rubbish at girlie things, getting out of bed in the mornings, not knowing what to say, blurred lines, finding out things you wish you didn't know, crap sex, people touching my belly button, the stuff people get in the corner of their eye when they've been to sleep, the way i become the incredible hulk if I drink gin, crying, annoying people.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Dolly Parton. And Sascha Baron Cohen because I had a dodgy dream about him once. Pete Doherty, because I love him. Josh Harnett. Shaun White. Robert De Niro. Russell Brand. Gary Dourdan. Do we sense a theme developing here? "People I'd like to sleep with?" Apart from Dolly, of course. Although, actually, I probably would.

Music:

Johnny Cash, The Kooks, Big Trains Haymaker, Fratellis, 2ManyDJs, Oasis, Foo Fighters, Dolly Parton, The Zutons, The Strokes, Stevie Wonder, Rolling Stones, Razorlight, The Raconteurs, Prince, Nas, Mos Def, Morcheeba, Rod Stewart, Marvin Gaye, Lou Reed, The Libertines, Kasabian, John Legend, Harvey Danger, Queens of the Stone Age, The Fratellis, Al Green, Boy Kill Boy, Ben Folds Five, D'Angelo, The Doors, Guillemots, Morcheeba, Nina Simone, The Undertones

Movies:



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Created by Bart King

Everything! Casino, Audition, Garden State, Kill Bill, Phonebooth, Indiana Jones Trilogy (please don't ruin it by making another), The Godfather, Zoolander, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, The Usual Suspects, The Matrix, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Anchorman, The Shining, Toy Story, Festen, Ong Bak...

Books:

Reading is good for the soul.

Heroes:

Dolly Parton. Ron Burgundy. The Todd from Scrubs (innappropriate sexual innuendo is my thing).