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About Me

Basicaly i'm just me. I'm stubborn, I'm loud, I'm rude, I really just don't give a fuk half the time. But then again if I like you, I can be the greatest person in the world. I'll give anything for my friends. I don't know how many different people I've housed or supported over the years, but thats what friends do correct? the #1 lesson I've learned in life is that family dosn't mean shit because there supposed to love you, your friends should mean the world to you because they CHOOSE to love you. Any more ?'s Look at the slideshow under this it's the pic's from my background, which I picked specifically because they represent me...lol

How I made my profile:
I used Dave & Jay's amazing myspace layout editor .

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

HAHA anyone fit to label fuckable....lol jk
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: The mother fuking princess......
Birthday: if you were important enough youd already no wouldnt u?
Birthplace: iowa city, ia
Current Location: ghetto ass los angeles.......
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: blond or bolnd and pink dependin on how lazy i've been
Height: 5'3 I like being short, I can wear big shoes! :P
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: white trash descended from a long line of even whiter trash......and DAMN proud!
The Shoes You Wore Today: clear and black feathered stripper shoes
Your Weakness: Loving to hard and giving way to much to people who don't deserve it. Drugs......
Your Fears: Not doing something w/ my live......being stuck in some okie doke job, getting fat, wearing my pants up to my chi, and easting at mcdonals with my 6 kids and husband 'cuz they got some fine dinein there......oh god.......
Your Perfect Pizza: thin cust....floppy not crispy....xtra cheese, pepperoni, mushroom, olives, and sourkraut
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: getting of shit........
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ewwww messenger?? Thats tacky.....lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: oh god......wheres my bowl?
Your Best Physical Feature: everything im the hottest fuking bitch you'll never be able to have! ha! lol.....jk......my eyes prolly.........
Your Bedtime: sleep????.........what is this "sleep" thing you speak of???
Your Most Missed Memory: home.....I fuking hate it here......
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: mcdonalds......see my fears are already starting to become a reality!
Single or Group Dates: dating...hmmmmm.....is an orgy considered a date???
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I have no idea frankly.......
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla....as if there was another choice!
Cappuccino or Coffee: there both coffee........
Do you Smoke: marlboro red 100's.......it's bad i no........
Do you Swear: obviously......i put sailors to shame
Do you Sing: all the fuking time, unfortunatly not very well
Do you Shower Daily: yes, yes I do, sometimes twice even!
Have you Been in Love: yea and its a bitch....dont let the person you love do heroin......do u no hard hard it is to learn to accept the fact that the one thing that keeps yu breathing is going to die from heroin?
Do you want to go to College: yes if i dont become a complete failure
Do you want to get Married: yes but see look back 2 questions........
Do you belive in yourself: half the time......I used to......
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm a sexy bitch.......lol
Are you a Health Freak: yes, its bad. I mean i get tested for stds 2 times a months sometimes even more. They know me of a fist name basis now.....lol....and for the record.....std free over here!! holla! lol.....
Do you get along with your Parents: I don't have parents, I have Pam
Do you like Thunderstorms: fuk yea
Do you play an Instrument: piano
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: you should have seen me last night..piss ass drunk divin a convertable audi.....woke up still beligerent this morning!
In the past month have you Smoked: see above.....Im a chimney
In the past month have you been on Drugs: daily
In the past month have you gone on a Date: see above......lol
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yea shopping is an addiction just like alcohol can be. Trust and Believe!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: actually yes and I didnt much care for it.
In the past month have you been on Stage: almost daily....naked....im a total addict lol....
In the past month have you been Dumped: hell no I am the PRINCESS
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: im always naked.....
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: fuk no......its wrong dont steal shit fukers!
Ever been Drunk: since age 9......my name is kidddddddd rockkkkkk.....lol if u were there you'll understand.....
Ever been called a Tease: well duh, you dont think im rubbon your dik cuz im gonna fuk ya? I just want whats in your back pocket...lol jk
Ever been Beaten up: fuk no ill beat a bitches ass even in my god damn heels
Ever Shoplifted: fuk no
How do you want to Die: natural causes
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I have no fuking clue
What country would you most like to Visit: australia.......boy have the best smiles there
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dont matter
Favourite Hair Color: dont matter
Short or Long Hair: long hair is sexy...think brad pitt in ledgends of the fall......yummm
Height: above 5 ft
Weight: not obese obviously
Best Clothing Style: various
Number of Drugs I have taken: all together?? or just the number of types?? 11 types.....i no i no.......
Number of CDs I own: a bunch
Number of Piercings: 4
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: lots......im a fuk up

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Heroes:

my daddy, he's my superman. How many other mother fukers do you know that can serve a 10 yr prison get out and actually start over, like do good for a change not fuk around with the bs. Start a family, raise 3 beautiful girls,build an enormous 2 story house, and start there own sucessfull construction buisness??? My dad is the most talented person I know. He's not just good but amazing at everything he tries to do. I love my daddy :)

My Blog

In the end.....

In the end almost nothing is ever really worth it. Why is it that we have to learn this lesson from one devastating outcome that take years of hearttbreak to finally reach? Couldn't it just be ...
Posted by Princess Envy on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 05:54:00 PST

life lesson number.................

life lesson number one million life is precious hold it close to you and never let some ass hole hold it for you. ii currently have a dick holding my life in the palm of his hands, big mistake t...
Posted by Princess Envy on Tue, 08 May 2007 11:11:00 PST

love ???????

Lets start out with Love:Is REAL love indescribable? Not totally, but to an extent I guess. You can never really no what love is unless you've experienced true hate/pain because love is the best feeli...
Posted by Princess Envy on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 02:47:00 PST

ok so mabey i'm a wee bit country..........

Southern Survey:1. Have you ever gone muddin'? Fuk yeah, usually I'm the one driving.2. Have you ever lived on a dirt/gravel road?yes, dirt3. Ever been swimming in a lake or river?hell yea, the f...
Posted by Princess Envy on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 03:41:00 PST

"If I was your girlfriend"

Okay so someone sent this to me so I guess I'm supposed to repost it so see what some of u mother fukers are really thinking...lol jk "If I was your girlfriend"how many times a day would you kiss...
Posted by Princess Envy on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 09:02:00 PST

REVEALED: Sex With Me

LOL okay so according to quizuniverse.com here's everything you could possibly need to know about sex with me! Doe's this mean I'm a nympho? You are suave..." />You are attractive both psyically ...
Posted by Princess Envy on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 09:13:00 PST