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dave

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I love the mother earth. I live in tune with nature. I frolick in wide open fields. My friends know me as "Peace dove, clear stream". I live in harmony with the cosmos and worship the love of my life, satan.

My Interests

Public nudity, toast fucking, dungeons & dragons, bed wetting, magic cards, dinosaurs, warcraft 2, collecting action figures, thug life, rastafari, alcohol, golf, drugs especialy meth and lighter fluid or paint, Nascar, figure skating, astronomy, chronic masturbation, pubes, water sports, Hot carls, dirty sanchez, rusty trombones, serving the dark lord, ballet, wall street, flowers, sparkly things, eternal soul torture, Etc.

I'd like to meet:

Barbara bush

Music:

Anything Emo (panic at the disco, fall out boy, the fray)justin timberlake, Jack Johnson (my fav!!!), bob seger, michael bolton, deicide, hootie & the blowfish, DMX, kenny G, Carcass, amy grant, death, barbara streisand, Extreme, george michael, dimmu borgir, celine dion, my bloody anus, grateful dead, pubic lice project, Elo, rainbow, megadeth, peter, paul & mary, slayer, dc talk, morbid angel, hanson, foreigner, vulture

Movies:

dead alive, brokeback mountain, evil dead 2, bridges of madison county, the little mermaid, dirty dancing, delta force 2, missing in action 3, mary kate & ashley

Television:

Sex and the city, Oprah, nascar, football, queer eye for the straight guy, will & grace, friends, star trek

Books:

1987 detroit area phone book

Heroes:

Ol' dirty bastard