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demolition woman

I read your mind -- at the adult bookstore.

About Me

I keep up with my friends on myspace. Getting a little sick of guys trying to chat me up on here. Nothing personal fellas, but I don't answer myspace messages from strangers. Between my parents and my raging puppy love crush on Rick Springfield, the whole "Don't talk to strangers" thing got ingrained pretty solidly. Thanks.I'm an adventurer, world-traveller and both a freelance journalist and Pure Romance party rep.
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My Interests

ROLLER FREAKING SKATING!!, waterskiing, skydiving, travel, reading, Harry Potter, theater, skinny-dipping, michief, hula hoop, poi, bike-riding, roller-blading, bridge, spades, writing, photography, culinary adventures, music, cello, piano, cliff-diving, tubing, bartending, swimming, back dives, rock climbing, hot tubbing, dancing at '80s night with my firends, my kittens, sushi, dessert, blowing bubbles at my cat Morgana, who claps them with both front paws. Cute as dickens.

I'd like to meet:

aliens. a koala in the wild (they don't even smell bad or anything. fuzzy buddies. love em). seth green.
You Are 80% Boyish and 20% Girlish
You have a tough exterior - and usually a tough interior to match it.
You're no nonsense, logical, and very assertive.
Sometimes you can't understand women at all, even if you're a woman yourself.
You see things rationally, and don't like to let your emotions get the best of you. How Boyish or Girlish Are You?
You Are an Iced Coffee
At your best, you are: hyper, modern, and athletic

At your worst, you are: cheap and angsty

You drink coffee when: you're out with friends

Your caffeine addiction level: medium What Kind of Coffee Are You?
You Should Be A Libra
What's good about you: A total charmer, you easily find friends and allies

What's bad about you: You have a secret side that's easily confused and depressed

In love: you enjoy flirting, dating, and the whole process of falling for someone

In friendship, you're: very social ... you rather be with your friends than be alone

Your ideal job: fashion designer, makeup artist, or song writer

Your sense of fashion: very feminine / masculine (depending on your gender)

You like to pig out on: sweet stuff like ice cream and french toast
You Are The Fool
You are a fascinating person who is way beyond the concerns of this world.
Young at heart, you are blissfully unaware of any dangers ahead.
You are a true wanderer - it has be difficult finding your place in this world.
Full of confidence, you are likely to take a leap of faith.

Your fortune:

You are about to embark on a new phase in your life.
This may mean changing locations, jobs, friends, or love status.
You are open about what the future will bring, and free of worry.
You have made your peace with fate, and you're ready to start down your new path. What Tarot Card Are You?

Music:

What old skool my little pony are you?
You are FIZZY! Much like your name you are a bubbly little pony and are always excited about something. You are a happy go lucky pony with a stick to it additude. You can be a little flaky but your a good hearted and crazily happy little pony.
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You are GIR! Zim's insane robot sidekick, you love everything. TACOS!
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Movies:

Desperately Seeking Susan, Sneakers, You and Me and Everyone We Know, 10 Things I Hate About You, Scarlet Pimpernel, X-Mens, LOTRs, Six Degrees of Separation, high school movies, anything with Mel Gibson's butt in it

Television:

televisions are for watching movies. and also alias. and I'm not telling what I watch pretty regularly at 3 p.m. but you love me anyway.

Books:

Jitterbug Perfume, Harry Potter, Lemony Snicket, Fountainhead, Griffon and Sabine, Phantom Tollbooth, Enslaved By Ducks
You Are A Margarita Martini
You are a full on partier, with a good deal of sass and spunk.
You're always friendly and welcoming - and very tolerant of obnoxious drunks.
You should never: Drink and dance. The pictures will be everywhere the next morning!
Your ideal party: Is loud, with good music and fun drinking games.
Your drinking soulmates: Those with a Dirty Martini personality
Your drinking rivals: Those with a Classic Martini personality What Flavor Martini Are You?
You Are 16 Years Old
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.
13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.
20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.
30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!
40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. What Age Do You Act?
You Are a Bad Girl
You are 30% Good and 70% Bad
You're a total bad girl, from your wild hair to tattooed toes.
But you're too badass to even care if you're labeled "bad"! Are You a Good Girl or a Bad Girl?
You Are a Wild Woman
Sky diving on the first date? Why not?
You're up for almost anything, and that's what guys love about you.
You don't back down from challenges, and you love to challenge others.
You're so wild it's a little scary, but that's usually a good thing! How Daring Are You?
You Belong in Paris
Stylish and a little sassy, you were meant for Paris.
The art, the fashion, the wine, the men!
Whether you're enjoying the cafe life or a beautiful park...
You'll love living in the most chic place on earth. What City Do You Belong In?

Heroes:

Bob Menz and my dad -- my two late fathers. All mothers. Madonna.
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My Blog

Spice up your love life

My dearest Pure Romance sister-from-another-mister Stacy Brown posted a blog today about the little everyday things one can do to add oomph and intimacy to their relationships. As "intimacy experts" a...
Posted by demolition woman on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 08:13:00 PST

while i caffinate ..

I was totally quiztastic when I started on myspace and haven't done one in forever. I thought this one had some worthwhile questions, so while I restock my body's caffiene and nicotene, why not ... &n...
Posted by demolition woman on Mon, 22 May 2006 06:55:00 PST

impressions

Ok. So sometimes myspace is insipid. If i get told one more time that friends of mine will die if i don't repost a bulletin I'll kill 'em myself. Those "post a comment about me" admire me bulletins dr...
Posted by demolition woman on Sat, 20 May 2006 11:37:00 PST

we called tag "bloody murder"

So, OK, to those who have "tag, you're it"-ed me I'm finally joining the game. No tag-backs. If you haven't seen this bulletin/blog before, here's the description:"Once you've been tagged, you have to...
Posted by demolition woman on Sat, 13 May 2006 04:12:00 PST

first day of open-toed shoes

happy little piggies, all OPI-polish-blinged out in peppy pepto pink, wiggling away as they get acustomed to brand new strappy flippies. IT IS THE FIRST DAY OF OPEN-TOED SHOES! It is such days ... fir...
Posted by demolition woman on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 06:57:00 PST

book bio thingiegiggy

I was asked to put together a bio listing 10 things people should know about me for a book to which I contributed two stories. I churned this out in a few minutes, then afterward I thought about what ...
Posted by demolition woman on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 07:24:00 PST

freaky survey

Haven't done a survey in awhile so why not. This one's trippy.Weird Stolen Survey 1. Would you rather kill a puppy with your bare hands or make out with your father? it'd be necrophelia and incest an...
Posted by demolition woman on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 08:14:00 PST

career assessment

If my career assessment counsellor could see me now. I'm pretty sure I was steered in the direction of being a lawyer.Anyhoo ... I've decided to bite the "bullet," so to speak, and join Joy in the Tru...
Posted by demolition woman on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 06:31:00 PST

myspace poem

The myspace bulletin re: googling "(your name) looks like" returned way too juicy results to just list one. So I pieced them together into some semblance of a poem. First poem I've written in about a...
Posted by demolition woman on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 02:02:00 PST

new headline

Here's what I wanted my new profile quote to be (it was too long): "If I read your mind, I must've picked it up at an adult bookstore. ... Yeah, I remember. It was behind the counter, wrapped in plas...
Posted by demolition woman on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 12:10:00 PST