Grizzly Adams' Illegitimate Son

It was Jesus Christ who once said, "Hold on, I gotta take a shit," it is through these powerful teachings that Jeff DeJohn continues to fill the role of the fourth most unappetizing man alive. Many suvivors complain of a strong sense of bewilderment following their encounter with this abominable manbeast. Deemed a Caveman by some and a Wooly Mammoth by others, only one thing has been agreed upon by today's scientists, the man pictured to your left is most indubitably the missing link in human evolution. Often found dwelling in damp cellars across the Rochester area, this creature is most comfortable restoring the lost hitpoints of his allies/coworkers within the World of Warcraft, or blowing foes to pieces in his Team's Fortress (2!). Should he exit his subterranian lair in search of goods or services, you will most likely find him under the employment of a certain Rochester area Hospital which shall remain nameless. But most importantly, he fancies the smell of Daffodils.