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I'm Brittany. I'm a 21 year old in Hollywood, Florida. Brief bio...I was born in Fort Lauderdale, lived in West Palm Beach for most my early childhood, lived a year in Jupiter, FL, then did the middle and high school thing in Richmond, VA. After I graduated from Godwin High (shoutouts to my eagles), I spent a whooole semester at Christopher Newport University in Newport News, VA (shoutouts to my captains, lol), and after a series of unfortunate events, moved back home to RVA for a bit. After about a year or so, I was offered an apprenticeship to become a tattoo artist in Atlanta and packed all my shit to start fresh in a new city. The apprenticeship didn't work out, unfortunately, but I stayed for about a year (because Atlanta kicks ASS) until another opportunity arose to move to Miami to help my little bro Dayne out with his unfortunate roommate situation (sounds repetitive, huh?). So I packed my shit again and relocated, because who wouldn't want to live in Miami? Well, truth is, Miami blows, it's soooo not all it's chalked up to be, you can't get shit done unless you speak perfect spanish, and apparently fake tits and silicone lips are a necessity. Soooo...I lived out the lease there, got my own place in Hollywood right outside of Fort Lauderdale, and here I am! I'd like to be famous one day, one way or another, but in the meantime I have my feet firmly planted on the ground and am studying at Broward Community College to become a radiologist.

In the beautiful words of my friend Ginny (hopefully she doesn't mind me borrowing some of them, since she pretty much is right on the money), and I quote, "I'm inspired by soul and beauty and truth and totally believe that goodness will prevail and that LOVE is completely worth the fight at whatever cost. I'm strong-headed, but am fragile and believe that people need to be careful with each other. :) As much as I love being around lots of people, I completely dig my solitude and alone time - peace is something I seriously HAVE to have but truly have to work to find. I want to surround myself with kind souls, warm-hearts, and chill minds - and I fucking ADORE my quick-witted people ... humor will win me over everytime!!!"

If you know me well enough, you are more than welcome to come down and party!! My apartment is open to my poor, cold friends up in VA and ATL. :) Come see me and warm up! Just as long as I can stay with y'all when we get hit by a hurricane, LOL.

So...where do I start? How bout I start with whatever comes to mind first...

I am a beach baby.
I have tattoos.
I have blue eyes.
I have fake blonde hair.
I like tall guys.
I have my very own Mini-Me (my sis).
I love Atlanta.
I am a city girl.
I laugh at dumb things.
I like to play dress-up.
I drive a cool car.
I am scared of piercings (on me).
I shave my arms.
I like big muscles (not on me).
I pretend to be a vegetarian but I eat steak a lot.
I have really bad credit.
I have about 30 wife beaters.
I like everything from Korn to Coldplay to Toby Keith.
I carry a knife but I'm too afraid to use it.
People tell me to laugh quieter.
I like to do outside stuff.
I hate anything with antennae and legs that crawl and/or fly.
I like gigantic sunglasses.
I will marry Napoleon Dynamite.
I am a free spirit.
I love MAC makeup.
I know how to spend money.
I have a Pomeranian named Pepe.
I like disposable cameras but never remember to use them.
I am computer illiterate.
I am a sucker for anything bright and shiny.
I love my family.
I hate sleeping in.
I think burping and farting is funny (but not in public).
I am way too picky about guys.
I refuse to kill anything.
I love art.

I think that pretty much sums up who I am. I really can't think of anything else to put on it, :P :)

Oh, by the way. READ THIS (after you read my blog post).

If you are some kind of shitty band, or some stupid chick with poochie lips that thinks she's a model, or you are under the age of 21 (with a few exceptions), or you are using myspace as some kind of dating service, or you wear a chain, sport gold teeth, and can't speak proper fucking english, then skip me over. Unless you have some sort of direct contact with me, or I talked to you first, I really don't give a shit about you. I don't want to be part of your popularity contest, and I don't want to be your frickin girlfriend/bitch/hoe.

AND PLEASSSSEEEE DO NOT POST STUPID FUCKING PICTURES OR ADVERTISEMENTS ON MY COMMENTS.

Peace and love, Britt