Neptune

7000 MILLION years ago , before the earth was a suitable habitat for life as we know it , Neptune selected this planet to manifest his seas . Soon after the selection , Neptune created the moon to control the tides of the sea , so that life could be made possible in a dynamic , ever changing ocean . Here follows a slightly more detailed account of Neptune’s difficult task of preparing an earthly species for interstellar travel :Life spreads across the Infinite Universe when a certain species develops to a point where there is a great Spiritual , Metaphysical and even Magical understanding of the Universe and its Mechanisms . When a Species reaches that point , they will be filled with the desire to expand the wonder of life to reaches beyond their home planet . Neptune is very selective . He projects himself throughout the Universe , seeking lifeless Solar Systems with planets that have the required dimensions and relations to other cosmic bodies that will allow life to flourish . He will then manifest an ocean on that dry and perhaps even turbulent planet . As time passes , the ocean will gradually acquaint itself with the planet , and as soon as this ocean has settled , life will start sprouting almost instantaneously . Through billions of years (Mere minutes for Neptune) , the life will hopefully evolve to a point where the intellectually dominant species will migrate .The earth finally proved to be the most suitable planet for Neptune to manifest a sea in this Solar System , after the Sun virtually destroyed his sea on Venus . This was due to a violent Solar fluctuation that declared Venus obsolete as a carrier for life . He had hoped to achieve two life carrying planets in this Solar System , but Venus ultimately proved not to be suitable . You might ask :” If Neptune were a god , why did he not block the harmful rays of the Sun ?” Well , Neptune is an agent of life and does not manipulate the cosmic laws for his own gain . Neptune has the required powers to invert an entire galaxy , but in doing so , he would defeat the purpose of the universe – which is to grow and evolve without galactic divine interference .Slowly but surely , Neptune taught the creatures of his sea how to adapt to the environment outside the sea . Teaching a lowly fish to exit his comfort zone and to beach himself until one lucky fish starts sprouting legs , is akin to teaching a rabbit to fly outside of the Atmosphere . After a few billion years , living land animals started evolving and soon afterwards a new dominant species came into existence – the Dinosaurs . However , Neptune realised that the species known as the earthly Reptile (Dinosaur) , simply did not have the capacity to reach a higher understanding of the universe . He knew mammals had the potential to reach for the heights , but they were severely overwhelmed by the Dinosaurs . The Dinosaurs were a result of severe solar fluctuations during that time in this Solar System’s lifespan , so they were mostly violent , primitive creatures that did not contribute to Neptune’s plan for this earth . Neptune did not expect the fish of the earth to be so difficult to educate and also did not expect the majority of Dinosaurs to be so bombastically moronic . Sadly , Neptune had to summon meteors to drastically cut down on the species’ domination . The Dinosaurs drastically slowed down the cosmic expansion rate . After getting rid of the Dinosaurs , Neptune carefully managed the rainfalls so that monkeys could evolve into humans . These humans would ultimately be the children of Neptune - the species that would finally/hopefully traverse space and settle on other planets . "The Neptunial Prerequisite" states that if any land animal reaches a spiritual and technological pinnacle which allows them to settle on another planet in any Solar System in the Universe , Neptune will bless that planet with an ocean and thus , LIFE ! This is how life spreads across . Unfortunately , due to severe human interruption of his plan for earth , he has had to unleash negative natural forces (hurricanes , monsoons , etc...) in order to sway the natural balance away from humans who have adapted highly unnatural consumerist , nature-dominating cultural systems . Attempting to teach the majority of humans about the universe has also been an almost impossible task , which can be equated to teaching a common moth to play the harp .Humans are essentially heading in the same direction as the Dinosaurs , but , Neptune still has hope for this species as there are a few individuals that hold the key to humanity’s expansion into the cosmos . It is not yet severe enough that Neptune has had to summon Meteors , but if the current trend of civilization continues , more drastic measures will have to BE TAKEN ......»-(¯`v´¯)-» Design your MySpace with MyLook «-(¯`v´¯)-«