®TITO TAQUITOS®

hi i'm Tito! I am allergic to my own cologne. I talk baby-talk to my plants. I feel sorry for inanimate objects. For example, when the wind really howls on a brutally cold night, I feel terrible for the trees and houses.1. While waiting for a flight, I like to size up my fellow passengers and decide who to eat first when the plane crashes.2. I walk everywhere, and I have a variety of things I do while walking to entertain myself. For example, I look at everybody’s license plates and unscramble the letters to make words. I use a knife and fork to eat candy bars. I do math in my head. I’m always counting in the background of my brain. And there’s always a song playing in my head - if I’m lucky, it’s a song I like. (Today it’s Spanish Flea by Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass).3. I don’t get out of bed until I’ve remembered something about the day that I’m looking forward to.4. I have trouble keeping up with my nails. They grow too fast, and my fingernails are in the way when I’m trying to play guitar.5. Whenever I get a new hobby or interest, I go way overboard buying stuff - I buy books, subscribe to magazines, and go shopping for supplies and tools of the trade and patterns and materials and how-to videos. Sometimes I’ll read the first book and decide I don’t really have much interest in that hobby after all, but I’ve just dropped $500 on it. Quite the quirky quandary (oh yea and did i mention that i dig alliteration too!).