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The Gospel According To Freddie Mercury

I DONT WANNA BE FRIENDS WITH YOUR GAY BAND!!!! (unless i know you)

About Me

Um, I like stuff....and things i guess, but things can be too exciting usually so most of the time, I just stick to stuff.

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My Interests

YOUR MOM, eating, talking, breathing, sleeping, singing, dancing, sex, procrastinating, sex, designing, LOVING, being passionate, watching people fall down stairs or run into stuff (it's funny), music, other stuff that I can't think of right now, and watching movies, usually in that order everday, but sometimes I switch it up a bit. oh and also adding the words "in bed" to the ends of the fortunes in fortune cookies and then snickering like a little monkey.

I'd like to meet:

Penguins, lots and lots of Penguins.

Music:

In Backwards alphabetical:The Violent Femmes, The Turtles, Tom Waits, Tom Petty,They Might Be Giants, Tenacious D, Sublime, Strong Bad, The Strokes, Stealers Wheel, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Sparklehorse, Snow Patrol, The Shins, The Sex Pistols, The Ramones, QUEEN!!!!!, The Proclaimers, THE POSTAL SERVICE, Pink Floyd, Simon & Garfunkel, Mussorgsky, The Misfits, Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Micheal Buble, Me 1st and the Gimme Gimmes, Louis Armstrong, Led Zeppelin, Kool & The Gang, The Killers, Jimmy Scott, Jimmy Durante, Jimi Hendrix, James Kochalka, James Brown, Jack Kerouac, Infected Mushroom, Ima Robot, The Honorary Title, Holding Napolean, Gregory Douglas, Greenday, Goldfinger, Further Seems Forever, Frou Frou, FRANK SINATRA, Eschellon, Elvis Presley, Elton John, Ella Fitzgerald, Earth Wind and Fire, Duke Ellington, The Doors, The Doobie Brothers, Don Byron, Dispatch, Die Artze, Dick Dale, Deathcab for Cutie, David Bowie, The Darkness, The Cure, Cornershop, Copeland, Coheed and Cambria, The Clash, Cake, Cab Calloway, Bon Jovi, Bob Marley, Billy Joel, Benny Goodman, Bela Fleck and the Flecktones, Beethoven, The Bee Gees, The Beatles, The Beach Boys, Bach, The Aquabats, Al Green. and also a million others that im too lazy to name.

Movies:

Top Ten-Run Lola Run, Pulp Fiction, A Clockwork Orange, Casablanca, Memento, Godfather Part I, Blade Runner, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Akira, Amelie.

Television:

mainly-Simpsons, Futurama, Conan Obrian, South Park, Samurai Jack, Space Ghost, Home Movies, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Daily Show, Chappelle Show, Star Trek: Next Generation, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Arrested Development, and IRON CHEF. oh yeah.... and FIREFLY!!!!!!!!

Books:

top ten-Lord of the Rings, A Clockwork Orange, Rubyfruit Jungle, The Catcher in the Rye, Dante's Inferno, The Princess Bride, The Little Red Schoolbook, The Doubtful Guest, Dune, Cosmopolis.

Heroes:

Kurt Wagner (a.k.a. Nightcrawler), Robert Lindsey, James Madison, Buster Keaton, anyone in Cirque de Solei, Nathan Lane, My German Teacher, John Lennon, Conan Obrian, and my kitchen manager back home: Kurt, and the lead singer from the band: THE BRAVERY, cause he looks like my fucking twin, its eerie.

My Blog

BAT BOY!!!!

ok, so bat boy is this show im in in vermont. its my first professional show and im really excited about it (and i have a supporting lead!) its been really fun and ive put a lot of work into and i w...
Posted by The Gospel According To Freddie Mercury on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

a canterbury tale

So i went to canterbury this past weekend. notes: kenneth, jack and i drinking cider on the train, and playing frisbee in the parking lot waiting for a ride. picked up by lizzy with pizza, dropped o...
Posted by The Gospel According To Freddie Mercury on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I miss the wag in weird sort of not-at-all kinda way.

im moving to London. thats final. im just fucking moving here. and im keeping john and kira here too. sorry guys, if you came (which you all should) you would too. Jake p.s. crumpets, tea, and B...
Posted by The Gospel According To Freddie Mercury on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Bravery

ok seriously, its scary how much i look like this guy. go to thebravery.com and check out the video for an honest mistake. he looks more like me than quentin terantino. you gots to check it, its to...
Posted by The Gospel According To Freddie Mercury on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

sweet monkey love.

i put a bunch of new crap on my profile. and soon, there will be new pictures as well. and since i am a little attention whore, im posting a blog about it so people will look at it, because im sad and...
Posted by The Gospel According To Freddie Mercury on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my bike accident.

so here i am, racing a toyota corolla down pearl st., i take the turn onto battery going about 20 (which is fucking fast on a bike on flatground), and im taking it pretty sharply too, so as not to hit...
Posted by The Gospel According To Freddie Mercury on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Friends

A friend is someone who scrubs your toilet, vacuums and then gets the check and leaves and doesn't speak much English...no, sorry that's the cleaning lady.
Posted by The Gospel According To Freddie Mercury on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST