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Count Von Kuntface

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About Me


Create a Myspace LED ScrollerYeah, yeah, yeah i am just to fucking cool 4 school!!!A BIG FUCK OFF!!! TO ALL THE CUNTS WHO DONT LIVE ANYWAY NEAR HERE YET THEY GO DOWN TO MY! YES MY! THAMES COURT. SO WHEN I GO THERE FOR A DRINK I CANNOT FUCKING GET MY USUAL TABLE! SECONDLY I WANT A DRESS CODE INSTATED TO KEEP ALL THE DIRT POOR RUFFIANS OUT ARGH IT ANNOYS ME SO MUCH!SO NEXT TIME YOU GO TO THAMES COURT AND,1) YOU DONT LIVE LOCAL. 2) ARENT MY FRIEND 3) OR YOU ARE CHEAP AND UGLYDONT COME TO THAMES COURT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IF U EVER FEEL DOWN LOOK AT THIS PICTURE AND THINK TO UR SELF "IT CULD BE WORSE" LMFAO!!!
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My Interests

Theatre, drama, socialising, clubbin, SHOPPING!! music, talking and make every1 listen and tai chi (of which i have just started and i am a natural apparently or so said clive the teacher with a wonky eye!!! lmfao so jokes, 'one eye looking at ya the other looking for ya!!')Fun Quiz - Test your greediness and selfishness

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Music:

In Alphabetical order... abba, aerosmith, alice cooper, amy whinhouse, andrea bocelli, armand van helden, the automatic, babyshambles, basement jaxx, the beatles, the bee gees, bloc party, blondie, blood hound gang, bob dylan, bob marley, bon jovi, boney m, bonnie tyler, boston, boy george, bryan adams, cascada, the clash, cyndi lauper, daft punk, dead or alive, diana ross, dolly parton, duran duran, elton john, engelbert humperdink, eric clapton, eric prydz, eurythmics, faith hill,fall out boy, fleetwood mac, frank zappa, frankie goes to hollywood, franz ferdinand, the fratellis, george michael, girls aloud, goldfrapp, goo goo dolls, the gossip, green day, guillemots, gwen stefani, gym class heroes, Human league, il divo, i was a cub scout, jamie t, jay z, jimi hendrix, jimmy eat world, jose carreras, justin timberlake, justine elctra, kaiser chiefs, kanye west, kasabian, the killers, kim carnes, klaxons, the kooks, kylie minougue, lenny kravitz, the libertines, lipps inc, louis armstrong, lush, lynyrd, skynyrd, madness, madonna, mc hammer, milburn, muse, my chemical romance, neil diamond, nelly furtado, new order, nirvana, panic! at the disco, paolo nutini, paul oakenfold, piers faccini, pink martini, poison, the pretenders, primal scream, prince, prodogy, queen, the raconteurs, razorlight, red hot chili peppers, ric ocasek, rick james, robbie williams, rod stewart, rogue traders, the rolling stones, roy orbison, sash, scissor sisters, sex pistols, sigur ros, simple plan, sister sledge, the smiths, soft cell, the sounds, steppenwolf, the stranglers, the streets, the strokes, sunblock, suzi quatro, t.rex, take that, thin lizzy, tina turner, tom jones, toto, u2, ub40, van halen, van morrison, the white stripes, the who, wild cherry, wolfmother, yeah yeah yeahs, the zutons and zz top.

Movies:

Kill Bill 1 & 2, Godfather trilogy, Jackie brown, gladiator, braveheart, enduring love (lol!) so many and cant be enthused to continue...

Television:

NIGHTY NIGHT by Julia Davies she is halarious and i am going to marry her and then we can move in together and steal a little black baby from namibia and call him baby david.

Books:

Most of shakespeare esp, coriolanus! Ian mcewan's enduring love, anything written by maya angelou...

Heroes:

People who are content with their own little lives and are happy with wot they have been dealt with.very profound i know! lol

My Blog

Nikki's Blatent disregard for myspace diplomacy!!!!

Open Letter to Nikki .... Dear Nikki, I write to u to complain about your blatent disregard for myspace diplomacy!!! Not only earlier did i find myself caught up in the heady heights of being your num...
Posted by Count Von Kuntface on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 03:49:00 PST

Dirty Spaz Buses!!!

I am fuckin sick of gettin the dirty bus, the sooner i can drive the fuckin better!!! Why dont freaks, specials and morbidly smelly obese people drive? I mean in one day i have had, 1) a bloke with da...
Posted by Count Von Kuntface on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 12:25:00 PST

The Works!!!!!

I am still in shock from the recent lil trip 2 the works!!! What a load of vile, retarded cunts! It was like being stuck in the middle of a cast and crew party for Michael Jackson's thriller video. Ei...
Posted by Count Von Kuntface on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 03:03:00 PST

Hellooona ballooona!!!

A little ditty about my friend helen... Her name is Helen Perry, shes got boobs that are size G shes da bestest friend a chap could have and with heels she's 5 foot 3!   Her name is he...
Posted by Count Von Kuntface on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 08:45:00 PST

Chinny chin chin!

DO NOT READ IF U HAVE A JAW LIKE A SHOVEL!!! OMG I NEVER REALISED THAT CHINNY'S CHIN WAS SO ABNORMALY HUGE!!! I WENT ONTO HER MYSPACE PAGE AND WAS ASTONISHED BY HER 6 INCHES (I MEAN THE SIX INCHES HAN...
Posted by Count Von Kuntface on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 07:26:00 PST