Robert

First off, lets get on thing straight kids, the name is not Bob....it is Robert...I know some of you cannot get that out of your heads, but if you must call me a name, then lets start with what other names I've been known through out the years.....Please feel free to respond and tell me any that I've missed; Bob, Rob, Sketter, Sket, Skittles, Sketter-man, The "Do-What-You-Must!" Guy, Psycho Bob, Buck Drunkin Fob, Batman, Capt'n America, Mr. Clean, Kojak, Screamin' Willie, "ITS THE B-O-B-B-Y-Ssssssss!" (kids at stritch knew that one), The Dirty Dog, The Lion King, Martina Navratilova, WaRboB, and the newest one....Traveler Now that you know my many names, let me tell you a little about myself, since this is the section to do it in....duh! Where do I begin? I am a man with many a different identity. I've been a Wisconsin-ite, for 99.65% of my life, (was engaged and moved to Colorado for a small stint). Best friend to many, and big brother to all. I am the Jack of All Trades, so to speak. Most of my adult working career has been tending bar and learning about the way people work. I am a constant student, but then again, I always have. This is for the people who don't know me as well, or at all, what you read and see here, you will do one of two things, call my tales and stories lies and a bunch of shit, or scratch your head and ask if these things have really happened. To send a message too all of you non-believers, everything on here is the truth. Maybe the details are a little fuzzy, but then again, thats what friends are for, to smack you in the head and say, no no no, you were having sex with a goat, not a cow. We need those friends in our lives, especially when you forget who you've....I mean what you've done.....(Thanks DOC, sometimes we need not to remember!) And for all of those who do know me, please add in where some of the details may have been mislead, or something that was omitted.