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Kelly Anneken

None of these numbers are gazebo numbers.

About Me

I was a baby when I was born.
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My Interests

Hypochondria, blockade running.

I'd like to meet:

You. No, not you. The person standing behind you.

Music:

Radiohead, Elliott Smith, Belle & Sebastian, David Bowie, Poe, Rufus Wainwright, Nick Drake, Gorillaz, Fiona Apple, Regina Spektor, Beck, Thomas Penfield Jackson, Lady Sovereign, The Beatles, The White Stripes, Bright Eyes, Kanye West, The Moldy Peaches, The Raconteurs, Ryan Adams, Amy Winehouse, The Killers, Janis Joplin and Harry Connick, Jr.

Movies:

Requiem for a Dream, Waiting for Guffman, Brothers of the Head, Adaptation, Being John Malkovich, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, Secretary, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, American Psycho, Valley of the Dolls, Velvet Goldmine, Batman Begins, Wet Hot American Summer, The Emperor's New Groove, Trainspotting,A Clockwork Orange, Ghost World, State and Main, Laurel Canyon, High Art and all the rest.

Television:

The Wire, Degrassi: The Next Generation, The Sarah Silverman Program, Clone High, Black Adder, Batman: The Animated Series, Futurama, The Simpsons, Kids in the Hall, Sports Night, The Boondocks, Mr. Show, Stella, Strangers with Candy, Animaniacs and Freaks and Geeks.

Books:

"Infinite Jest" by David Foster Wallace is the reigning champ. Lifetime achievement goes to "The Bell Jar" by Sylvia Plath.

Heroes:

Frances McDormand, Sylvia Plath, and Wendy Wasserstein. And David Foster Wallace. And Dave Eggers. And also Phillip Pullman. Now we're restoring the god-like gender balance with Neil Gaiman and Sarah Ruhl.

My Blog

In Lieu of Productivity

I give you mundane musings from my day.1.  While sitting in traction at my chiropractor, the radio is, as always, tuned to a local country station called "The Rebel."  I ponder whether or no...
Posted by Kelly Anneken on Mon, 05 May 2008 03:11:00 PST

I Complain!

A letter to my local Kohl’s affilliate. Sorry about the wonky font. Today I visited Kohl’s, located at Fields-Ertel Rd. north of Cincinnati. I needed to return a pair of pants that had ...
Posted by Kelly Anneken on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 03:22:00 PST

Alicia Rodis: I Got Yer Random Right Here

I wish I knew how to quit you, MySpace blogging.Too soon?Probably.Actually, I've never seen Brokeback Mountain, primarily because I really hated the short story by Annie Proulx, who sucks at beginning...
Posted by Kelly Anneken on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 07:42:00 PST

Going...Going...

Gone.
Posted by Kelly Anneken on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 09:30:00 PST

From the Trenches of Accomplishment, Part the First

With all the attendant warnings about my ability to maintain an ongoing series.Once upon a time, I would chew my way through one or two books a day, depending on whether or not one of them was a volum...
Posted by Kelly Anneken on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 10:52:00 PST

Lets Get It On

Looking for background music to play when your lady/gentleman friend comes to call?Click here.If you don't get any, it's not Nespresso's fault....
Posted by Kelly Anneken on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 08:51:00 PST

2008 IS...

THE YEAR OF ACCOMPLISHMENT. ...
Posted by Kelly Anneken on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 08:30:00 PST

From the "Obvious Statements" File

I started watching 30 Rock.I love it.But you probably already knew that I would.Nice job, you!That is all....
Posted by Kelly Anneken on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 08:27:00 PST

Domestic Observations

Just when I thought I couldn't learn anything else this year.1.  Toilets are incredibly difficult to clean.  Why hasn't a model been developed that is easier to sanitize, particularly in the...
Posted by Kelly Anneken on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 01:35:00 PST

Reflections

Or, "Putting Off Cleaning the Bathroom."At Crabtree & Evelyn, we have a little tool called "Manager's Red Book," a corporate-issued business planner which helps us to keep organized and achieve ou...
Posted by Kelly Anneken on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 08:22:00 PST