I'd like to meet:
Ariaga!Ariaga II!Bariaga!Aruglia!And Pizzoza! Chachi,Jonie, Mr. C, Potsy, Ralph Malph, Fonzie, Leather Tuskadero, Suzie Quatro, Paul Weller, the girl who stole my pants, John Waters, Oscar Wilde, William H. Macy, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Donna R, C & C Music Factory (featuring Freedom Williams), Darren 2 from Bewitched, Becky 2 from Roseanne (Sarah Chalke), Julian and Ricky, Bubbles, J-Roc, Ir, Carl, Dr. Quinn, Marco, Kid, Play, Emma Goldman, Steve Ignorant, Penny Rimbaud, Crass' bass player, Doyle Brunson, Howard Lederer, Chip Reese, Gus Hansen, Amarillo Slim, Banished Evil Lemon Trees, Whoever's in charge of pushing up the daisies, Kate Pierson, Elizabeth Hurley, Lindsey Lohan's rack (Ed. Note - I added that in 2004), the good end of a coin flip, Russ Meyer, Fred (of Fred 62), Will Clark, the Boston Red Sox, Siddhartha, Ray Davies, David Bowie, Ted Kennedy, Stan Getz, John Coltrane, John Paul Jones, Geezer Butler, Charles Mingus, Paul Desmond, Dave Brubeck, Paul Chambers, Chris Squire, Jaco Pastorius, Jimmy Page, Bonzo, Brian May, Freddy Mercury, Cat Stevens/Yusef Islam (seriously, 'que the fuck?)
Music:
Steely Dan, The Style Council, The Beatles, The Jam, Traffic, The B-52's, David Bowie, Devo, Rufus Wainwright, Jamirouqui, Elvis Costello, Plastic Bertrand, Soft Cell, Broadcast, Sonic Youth, Crass, Bad Religion, Falco, International Noise Conspiriacy, Throwing Muses, Velvet Underground, Queen, John Coltrane, Miles Davis, Dave Brubeck, Vince Guaraldi, John Pizarelli Trio, The Ramones, Belle & Sebastian, Pantera (RIP D...
Movies:
Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Anything by John Waters/Russ Meyer/Andy Warhol, Run Lola Run, Fast Times At Ridgemont High, The MC Hammer Story, Where'd My Panties Go6, Blow, Short Circuit, 80's Teen Movies, Fall, The Complete Jam, Boogie Nights, Hot Grits A Flyin', The Making of Hot Grits A Flyin, House Party
Television:
Small Wonder, Mr. Belvedere, Out of This World, Coupling (British), Simpsons ( I am the king of Simpons trivia), Blackadder, Dallas, Daria, 90210, Saved By The Bell, Will&Grace, Mr.Show, RedDwarf, Da Ali G Show (Borat is my hero), Arrested Development, NFL, MLB, NBA, Mr. Hell, King Biscuit Flower Hour, TheMonkeys, Do Shut Up, Ethnic Mismatch Comedy 384, Shut Your Gob, Talk To The Hand, Not Without My Juliana, Sealab 2021, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Seinfeld, Chapelle's Show (THAT'S THE SICKEST MOTHA FUCKA I EVA SEEN IN THE ALLEY, SON!), King Of Queens
Books:
Vonnegut rocks me, Valley of the Dolls, any book that lets me gamble well, the Virgin 80's music encylopedia, anything by John Waters, Homer I Hardly Knew Me, Fallon on Fallon, The Complete Blackadder, Spanish Rice and Vomit - Juliana Moishawitz, My Bum Is My Special Place - Gwen 2
Heroes:
Plastic Bertrand, John Waters, Russ Meyer, Andy Warhol, Light Bob, Dark Bob, Kin Hubbard, Connie Garcia, Screech, sinister looking kids, the dog with the shifty eyes, anyone who can steal but cannot rob, Chi Ali, KRS-ONE, Paul Weller, Jonas (he works from home), The 2004 Boston Red Sox, The New England Patriots, Dr. Robert, Larry Hagman, J.R. Ewing, Jock Ewing, Joe Jackson, MC Breed, the guy that invented abortions, Bill Clinton, Menudo, Astrud Gilberto, Antonio Carlos Jobim, Stan Getz (Jewish king of Bossa Nova?), Oscar Wilde, Donald Fagen, Brian Wilson, Michael Bluth, George Michael, Will Clark, Gilbert O'Sullivan, Matt Greoning, GEORGE COSTANZA, the guy that invented coconut cream pie, the guy that invented funnel , Conan O'Brian, Jim Ellis, and anyone who gets mentioned in the about me section of this profile.