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RYE

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About Me

Gday! I'm Rye. I'm your average, hard working, aussie wanker that enjoys drinking with my mates (also wankers) Big family, getting bigger all the time. Eldest of 5, 3 sisters, one brother. One gorgeous niece and 2 nephews. I play indoor cricket and ten pin bowling (not very good at either, we're there for the bar). I like Jim Beam, spiderman, port power and I really love timber. Turning an old, crappy piece of furniture into something sexy is my passion. My goal is to become a TAFE lecturer, 2 more years in the trade and I qualify, either that or take over the world and enslave the human race! You can all dig in my sugar mines! Just kidding, Rock On

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!ALL_ABOUT_ME! by giggles4o8
*BASICS*
NAME:: Rye
AGE:: 26
BIRTHDAY:: 16 June
BIRTHPLACE:: Modbury
CURRENT LOCATION:: Para Hills
HERITAGE:: English
EYE COLOR:: Blue
HAIR COLOR:: Shaved
HEIGHT:: Not much
PIERCINGS:: I'd never pay someone to stab me!
TATTOOS:: Same as above
WHAT COLOGNE/PERFUME DO U WEAR:: Essence of bourbon with a hint of Lynx
*FAVORITES*
COLOR:: Blue
MUSIC:: Chili Peppers
SPORT:: Footy/Cricket
HOLIDAY:: Snow, don't care where
FOOD:: Chicken and Pig
*THIS OR THAT*
HUGS OR KISSES:: Depends where I'm kissed
PEPSI OR COKE:: Don't drink em straight
MCDONALDS OR BURGER KING:: Chicken shop
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA:: Vanilla
LOVER OR FIGHTER:: Unsure
FRIENDS OR FAMILY:: Both
LOVE OR MONEY:: Can't buy love
LISTEN TO SOMEONE TALK OR TALKING:: Depends
PERSONALITY OR LOOKS:: Both
*IN A BOY/GIRL*
EYE COLOR:: Brown
HAIR COLOR:: Depends
SHORT OR LONG HAIR:: Long
HEIGHT:: Shorter than me
STYLE:: Drunken Cowgirl
PIERCINGS OR TATTOOS:: Yes
HOT OR CUTE:: Depends on her mood
*FRIENDS*
WHOS UR BEST FRIEND:: The boys (&some girls)
WHOS THE LOUDEST:: Stitch!!!!!!
WHO HAVE U KNOWN LONGEST:: Pinners
WHOS THE SHYEST:: Does not apply
COOLEST FRIEND:: Me
PRETTIEST FRIEND:: All the girls
WEIRDEST FRIEND:: Big Willy/ Spacky

DO U DO DRUGS::
DO U DRINK:: Yes
DO U WANT TO GET MARRIED:: Yes
DO U WANT TO HAVE KIDS:: Yes
DO U BELIEVE IN URSELF:: Fuck yeah! I'm the greatest!
DO U THINK UR ATTRACTIVE:: Yep
WHAT STAR/CELEBRITY DO MOST PEOPLE SAY U RESEMBLE:: Quientin
WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE U SAW IN THE THEATER? WAS IT GOOD:: can't remember, too stoned
CAN U HANDLE THE TRUTH:: Yes
BIGGEST WEAKNESS:: Love
BIGGEST FEAR:: Dying
MOST MISSED MEMORY:: Lots of nights I can't remember
FIRST THOUGHT WAKING UP:: Hooray! I have to go to work
IF U DONT RECOGNIE THE NUMBER ON UR CALLER ID, DO U ANSWER:: Yeah
HOW DO U WANT TO DIE:: I don't
DO U GET ALONG WITH UR PARENTS:: Good question
DO U SWEAR:: Fuck no
NUMBER OF PAST THINGS U REGRET:: Also a good question
HOW DO YOU WANT TO DIE:: I answered this one already
WHAT TIME IS IT:: 1:29am. shit
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I'd like to meet:

Peter Parker, Mr James B Beam, Steve Irwin, Hunter S. Thompson, Fitzy, Darth Vader, Optimus Prime, Beyonce, Wilfred, Flea, Kieth Richards, Charlie Sheen, Homer Simpson, Jim Morrison, Jimmy Hendrix, Batman, Captain Warren Gary Tredrea, and your mum!

Music:

Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Beyonce, Doors, Beetles, Hi5, this is one list that could go forever! I like a bit of everything.

Movies:

Spiderman, Star Wars, Point Break, Blade, Matrix, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Happy Gilmore, Scarface, Bloodsport, Enter The Dragon, Talladega Nights, Dazed & Confused, Half Baked, Wild Things, Transformers Anything with kung-fu, giant space robots, explosions or hot chicks kissing each other!

Television:

Heroes, My name is Earl, Southpark, Simpsons, Wilfred, Family Guy, Neighbours, Scrubs, The Chappelle Show, He-man and the masters of the Universe

Books:

Wilbur Smith, Bryce Courtney (some of his work), Matthew Reilly, Steven King. Anthony Keides Biography (Scar Tissue), Chopper Reads work, J.R.R Tolkien, C.S Lewis, J.K.Rowling (Don't tell anyone) and of course "Where did I come from"

Heroes:

BIG Johnny, Weezal, The Cheerleader, Port Adelaide Football Club, Lozz, Spiderman, Silver Surfer, Peter Petrelli, Flea, Bumblebee and a giant, stupid redhead named Big Willy!