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Katie Crush Killed My Wardrobe

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About Me

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I started making these scarves because I was sick of being subjected to bland, mass-produced, predictable fashion. I hate having to go into high street fashion stores, I always leave feeling that I've been visually assaulted. Not to mention getting practically molested by fellow members of the public with their mad eyes & sweaty hands, that grab and shove you out of their path so they can claw that last generic "must have" (translation - "everyone will have") t-shirt from the rail. Then the final slap in the face, when you finally manage to drag your now bruised & battered body through the shop, clutching an item that in your haste to leave you have decided is passable as "ok", or maybe you just needed something to use to apply pressure to your bleeding open wounds. You leave the store wearing your regretable, newly purchased, lycra clad catastrophe, (which by now is the only thing holding your swollen major organs in their correct place), and you promptly collapse in the street. When you open your eyes you find a strange woman giving you mouth to mouth. She's about to phone for an ambulance, when you look down and realise that you're both wearing the exact same t-shirt. How's that for kicking you when you're down? You desperately grab your purse, take out a pen and scrawl DNR across your own face. Now, I'm guessing you wouldn't want to suffer this same fate? I know I didn't, so I started making things myself, things that we're a little different and made me smile. Pretty soon those mad eyed freaks of the public were back grabbing at me again. Except this time it was with curiosity. Their eyes calmed as they made weird "ooooh" sounds and I realised that maybe other people were as dissatisfied as I was with the lack of originality on offer...maybe I could even do this over the internet so people didn't have to go through this lenghtly ordeal?! Cut a long story short, I made those mad eyed lil' weirdos some pretty special things, the curse was lifted and we all lived happily ever after. Now...here's some prices: The stripey snake scarves are £18 and have a hidden stash compartment in the snakes mouth for hidding...pretty much whatever you want to put in there...within reason! My snakes with scales are £35, it takes so bloody long to measure, cut out and sew on each individual scale, I almost go blind in the process. Mr.Fox is £28 and he is worth every damn penny, when placed in your wardrobe he will seek and kill lesser clothing! My lil' bags and things range from £8 - £30 and are fully lined, the one pictured in my slideshow is a make-up bag and is £8. I'm still working on more designs and update pictures regularly, if you want something special I do commissions and my prices aren't crazy for it either, so just email me and ask :) I design and make all my products myself to my own patterns. they're all different so you know that yours is 100% original, and mainland UK postage is completely free of charge!!! i know, i know, i'm the best...tell me again!

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My Interests

I'd like to use this section here to tell you that I AM NOT HERE TO DATE YOU! If you come on to me by email (which by the way, makes you look fucking desperate and is in no way attractive) then you will be ignored and blocked. I'm taken. And even if I wasn't taken, I'd sooner fuck livestock than you.
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I'd like to meet:

Designers, stores that would like to stock my goodies and people that want to give me money in exchange for a small slice of happiness!little deer clothing - my friend prints t-shirts...you should buy them.

visit the lovely ladies at Shrinking Violet and buy some super sexy shit!

Music:

leftover crack, choking victim, no cash, against me!, f-minus, world inferno friendship society, MDC, nausea, morning glory, witch hunt, stockyard stoics, INDK, clash, billy bragg, bouncing souls, joan jett, union jack, rancid, slackers, suicide machines, pogues, antimaniax, blah, blah, blah...also a big soft spot for the smashing pumpkins, hole, the cure, pj harvey and giant drag.

Movies:

fight club, equilibrium, v for vendetta, the matrix, people vs larry flint, party monster, natural born killers, clerks, ghost world, donnie darko, american history x, edward scissorhands, catch me if you can...lots of others, most things with Edward Norton in.

Heroes:

Tim Burton, Roman Dirge, Billy Corgan, Robert Smith.

My Blog

the ONLY OFFICIAL katie crush killed my wardrobe myspace!

it has recently come to my attention that some psychotic idiot has stolen my identity and constructed their own katie crush killed my wardrobe page.   THIS (MY MYSPACE) IS THE ONLY MYSPACE PAGE ...
Posted by Katie Crush Killed My Wardrobe on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 11:53:00 PST

F.A.Q

I've had some weird questions from you guys, some not so weird, but many frequent. So here's the answers to a few that might save you some time and save me a repetative strain injury.   Q) Hot da...
Posted by Katie Crush Killed My Wardrobe on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 12:48:00 PST

Customer Feedback

I thought it might be a good idea to have a feedback blog on here, so if you've got some crush in your wardrobe and love it or hate it, then let me and the world know what you think! Th...
Posted by Katie Crush Killed My Wardrobe on Thu, 03 May 2007 07:47:00 PST

Stockists

Red Mutha - Crazy little shop in Camden. Run by crazy people, selling to crazy people! ;) Address: Red Mutha, 920 Stables Market Camden, London (opposite Cyber Dog). Myspace: www.myspace.com/redm...
Posted by Katie Crush Killed My Wardrobe on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 06:35:00 PST

Autumn/Winter 2007...NOW AVAILABLE!!!

..>..>..>..>..> ..>     Autumn/Winter 2007! Zombie Bunny Dresses, Hooded Squid Scarves, Frankenkitty T-shirts, Cat Scarves...and more!!!The hair clip worn and created by the model be...
Posted by Katie Crush Killed My Wardrobe on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 08:38:00 PST