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About Me

I don't have much to say. I might smell like beer, I love to jog. I don't have a steady place to live. I'm good at fishing. I love to travel. I can sneak up on a cockroach in a corn field. Meeting new girlfriends at family events. Going down to Graceland to rummage through Elvis yard for toe nail clippings.Me and Dad! Jed and Earl, the morning before Earl wrecked his damn truck!

My Interests

twiddling with stink bait on full moon night while fishing I reckon. Setting birds on fire. Feeding Crocks. Sleeping in abandoned cars. Going to the Libary to using their computers for hacking into the FBI, CIA, UDP, FDA, AAA, AA, DFS.Finding a good swimming hole for the kens!
Familey I told Earl not to take his truck out for a spin after spending all day drinking!

I'd like to meet:

Burt Renyolds, Tom Sawyer, James Bond, Big Bird, Elvis, Tooth Fairy, Jiminy Cricket, MadonnaI edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

Music:

I don't own a radio!

Television:

I don't own a TV, but use to love watchin Hee Haw!

Books:

Playboy, Hustler, Red Hot, Cherry, MAD,

Heroes:

Bob Barker, MR. T, Mean Green

My Blog

HOW TO TELL IF YOU'RE A SECRET REDNECK JEDI

If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle..." If you ever said the phrase, "May the force be with y'all." Your Jedi robe is camouflage. You have ever used your light saber to open ...
Posted by Beauford on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 08:49:00 PST

Rednecks play Powerball too

A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The Redneck says, "I want my $20 million." The man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't wor...
Posted by Beauford on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 08:43:00 PST