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Chris

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About Me


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Name: Chris
Birthdate: 1/10/84
Birthplace: Cardiff (unfortunately)
Current Location: Bournemouth
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6"2
Weight: 95Kg's (its all in the guns)
Piercings: Nope
Tatoos: yup
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: nope
Overused Phraze: cunt off
FAVORITES
Food: steak
Candy: dunno
Number: 6
Color: blue
Animal: dog
Drink: beer
Alcohol Drink: beer
Body Part on Opposite sex: more of a boob man tbh
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: niether would rather shit in my own mouth
Strawberry or Watermelon: cant beat sum juicy watermelons
Hot tea or Ice tea: hot
Kiss or Hug: wud have to be a kiss
Rap or Punk: punk
YOUR...
Bedtime: when im tired
Most Missed Memory: underwater fun
Best phyiscal feature: the guns, OBVIOUSLY
First Thought Waking Up: piss, tea, facebook, toast, shower
Goal for this year: try and graduate
Best Friends: they are all cunts
Weakness: dont have any, the guns protect all
Fears: killing some one with the guns
Heritage: celtic british
Longest relationship: urgh 3ish years
HAVE YOU...
Ever Smoked: have been known to have the odd cigar
Pot: nope
Ever been Drunk: occasionaly ive been known to have a tipple or two
Ever been beaten up: yes (on a rugby pitch)
Ever beaten someone up: as above
Ever Shoplifted: nope
Ever Skinny Dipped: unfortunately yes, neva again
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: im a rugby player, thats what we do
Been Dumped Lately: nope
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: brown
Favorite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long: longer than shoter
Height: more than 5 foot less than 6
Looks or Personality: need both
Hot or Cute same thing
Drugs and Alcohol: alchol
Muscular or Really Skinny: me or her?
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: dont really have a specific number
What country do you want to Visit: next on the list in 09 is africa
How do you want to Die: very fast with a crash and a bang
Been to the Mall Lately: nope
Do you like Thunderstorms: ai
Get along with your Parents: ai
Health Freak: nai
Do you think your Attractive: As a friend said i dont think i hit every single branch of the ugly tree, just a couple
Believe in Yourself: nope, just the guns
Want to go to College: unfortuantaly i am
Do you Smoke: noipe
Do you Drink: de jaivu?
Shower Daily: indeed
Been in Love: i belive so
Do you Sing: god no
Want to get Married: some point i might
Do you want Children: yes
Have your future kids names planned out: bruce and tom are 2
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: 32
Hate anyone: how long have you got?
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My Interests

Scuba diving instructor, Rugby Bournemouth XV, Mountain Biking, Power Kiting,

I'd like to meet:

Tom Cruise

Music:

Blur, Bloc Party, Boom in the diamond industry, Fleetwood Mac, Get Cape Wear Cape Fly, Guillimots, MCR, RHCP, Razorlight, Phil Collins, Savage Garden, The Automatic, We Are Scientists, Zero 7

Movies:

Top Gun

Television:

Scrubs, The Office, Lead Ballon, Scrubs, My Name is Earl, Top Gear, Scrubs, Green Wing

Books:

Tom Sharpe stuff

Heroes:

Tom Cruise