Benny

LIFE HATES YOU - Just when we realize that we are alive WE DIE.

Romanov's car might have been bomb-secure, but before the rust it katapulted. And that happened to be the driver through the windshield. The seatbelt mountings tore apart and somebody lay in the brook. Though not Romanov: He landed on the truck he rammed, the driver indeed decided on the same escape and was never seen again. Just as Romanov. The guy in the brook drowned.

What I am

lazy smart aleck sometimes unreliable/unpunctual not easy to upset in love with life atheist shy reserved (unless I'm drunk, because then I may babble the biggest nonsense...) spontaneous almost always in a good mood (even though never someone notices) single getting late into bed/getting up late faithful straightforward (never ask me for my opinion... I tell it to you even when it hurts ^^)

What I am NOT

a nominal member a punk/nazi/satanist (usual things you hear in Germany when you dress in black and have long hair as a male) trve untrve a freak always to be taken seriously

What I like

Black- and Deathmetal my electric guitar whisky, beer, mead, jägermeister fried/grilled meat, pizza, corn flakes, chinese/greek food concerts nordic mythology long hair computers motorbikes (choppers - I'll drive a Virago next season) mathematics reading (Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams) hanging around with my friends people you can have fun with

What I DON'T like

chicks wannabes hip-hoppers and their music emos and their music punks and guess what? Right, their music! mushrooms, onions(because of my allergical reactions), cooked/fried vegetables people who think they are the trvest (I shit on the whole trve/untrve-thing... I listen to what I like, I wear what I like and I do what I like... And that's that!) people who think they have always to wipe out problems by violence

Well... On balance I'm an amiable guy, though I'm a contrarian, but you will hit off with me...
I have my very own philosophy of life, and when you accept that and don't belong to the people I listed under "What I DON'T like", you met all requirements you need to be able to cope with me ^^ and when you bring along a beer (or better a drinking horn full of mead) we'll immediately be friends ;)

If you want to know more feel free to ask me, I don't bite, and if I do anyhow it won't hurt ;)

Real men...don't shake with cold, but with rage about that it isn't colder don't eat honey - they chew bees don't need a bottle opener - they open their beer with the eyelids don't buy meat - they hunt boars in the forest. With a blunt, rusty nail file play russian roulette with a Walther P99 don't pee sitting - they even shit standing don't need a hammer - they push nails into the wall with their thumbs don't need a rod for fishing. They fish with their bare hands - pyranhas don't need a corkscrew - they bite off the head of the bottle

EVERYBODY WHO READS THIS AND DOESN'T WRITE TO ME SUCKS!

'cause they want
'cause they need
'cause they are
Made to be
Now, Diabolical

So Long, and Thanks For All the Fish