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Ass Happening!

my name is keri. i'm an art snob.

About Me

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You Are Mr. Burns
Okay, so you're evil...

You have big plans to rule the world, and you'll destroy it in the process if necessary!

You will be remembered for: the exploitation of the masses

Life philosophy: "One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar." The Simpsons Personality Test CA to RI Pt. 2

Add to My Profile | More Videos Calfiornia to Rhode Island, pt 1 (to Cleveland)

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My Interests

carnivorous plants, orchids and gardening in general; baking, experimental cooking; cross-religious study; languages, linguistics, etymology, wordplay, travel and nonsense.

I'd like to meet:

i'd like to have a beer with ben folds, tom waits & vincent gallo together.i'd really like to meet Alison Knowles. If you know how to make this happen, please contact me.

Music:

ben folds, tom waits, modest mouse, cake, morphine, the vells, damien rice (music for white people to hump to), flaming lips, white stripes, beck, jimmy mcgriff, franz ferdinand, david mead, the bens, m. ward, pizzicato five, the shins, radiohead, the postal service, weezer, bright eyes, portishead, fiona apple, zero7, pj harvey, the cure, johnny cash (yah!) the smiths, tricky, luscious jackson, beatles, foo fighters, elliot smith, the raconteurs, jose gonzales, the prototypes, lemon jelly, massive attack, last poets / gil scott heron, sufjan stevens, the doors, liz phair, coldplay, g. love, vincent gallo (hero!) gorillaz, poe, the cramps, neko case & her boyfriends, the polyphonic spree, yoko ono, the sea & cake, 764-HERO, patti smith, damien jurado, nouvelle vague, manu chao, amy winehouse (surprise to me, too!), stereo deluxe, sneaker pimps, david bowie, yes, *gogol bordello* hank williams, the eels, st. germain, the yeah yeah yeahs, the black heart procession, the unicorns, andrew bird, ani difranco, the velvet underground, asylum street spankers, thievery corporation, mogwai, morcheeba, the modern lovers
ultralounge, gypsy punk, space-age-pop, punk-pop, trip-hop, acid jazz, alt country & afri-centric grooves, klezmer, klezmer, klezmer!almost anything that is put out by eighteenth street lounge records, pitchfork, suicide squeeze or putamayo press - okay, almost anything, really - but of course, NOT everything.

Movies:

boogie nights, buffalo '66, hedwig & the angry inch, tenacious d & the pick of destiny, caddyshack, all stanley kubrick, hairspray

Television:

LOST (the greatest show, EVER), the Riches, Nip Tuck & Rescue Me. Pretty much anything FX does is good by me.

Books:

bukowski, pablo neruda, sal hirowitz, tom robbins, chuck palahniuk augusten burroughs, camille paglia, all the beats and all the sub-beats.
anything related to feminism, the oppression of masses, hedonistic lifestyles, religion, revolution and the underclass.
i especially enjoy raw zines, book art and postcards, personal effects and ephemera, diaries, journals and short stories.
truth is necessary.

Heroes:

my grandada: marcel duchamp
Hey! Flux You!

My Blog

I have finally made a successful loaf...

of lovely sourdough bread... check it out at my real blog
Posted by Ass Happening! on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 03:42:00 PST

Chuck Marion-Lewis 1989-2007

My dear companion died yesterday afternoon. Read more here
Posted by Ass Happening! on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 01:48:00 PST

were so DIY...

so when we had the tiny apartment at Del Monte, we would always fantasize about what we'd do if we had space to do it. we subscribe to this awesome magazine called "Readymade" that gives great advice ...
Posted by Ass Happening! on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 10:56:00 PST

coffee milk

so when we were researching rhode island as our new home state, we heard a rumor that coffeemilk is "the shiznit" and all that. wikipedia says, "Coffee milk is a drink similar to chocolate milk; howev...
Posted by Ass Happening! on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 11:51:00 PST

san jose

i just returned from a fun little roadtrip to concord to visit my brother, his wife & nephews. we rented what was basically a soda can on wheels filled with the previous renters' stuff - but it got gr...
Posted by Ass Happening! on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 02:01:00 PST