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About Me

Do you know who I am? I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. I-- I'm friends with Merlin Olsen, too. He comes over on occasion. That's stupid. Listen, can I-- can I start over again? I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there. If you like it, you can take it. If you don't, send it right back. I wanna be on you. Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I-- I wanna be on you.

My Interests

portraiture, action figures, comic books, hand-stand walking, tattoos, tag sales/flea markets, old-timey things, break-dancing, laughing inappropriately, going to shows, strangers, accordions, luchador masks, nice clothes, makeup, hairdos, 1980s nintendo, girls, all things elusive.

I'd like to meet:

some of my work:

Music:

Reverend Glasseye, Bauhaus, Joy Division, the Cure, Siouxsie and the Banshees/Creatures, Massive Attack, Sneaker Pimps, Portishead, Ladytron, the Smiths, any 80s new wave/electro/goth/post punk, anything with good break beats and anything with accordions or organs

Movies:

Kung Fu movies, Horrors, Comedies, Foreign films, Documentaries

Books:

www.nobodycaresaboutadammachose.com

My Blog

broke down.

yeah, so my car has finally seen its last days. without going into detail, the estimated cost to have it repaired would be over $800. which, what i'm guessing, isn't even what the car is worth.lu...
Posted by Secret Asian Man on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 07:45:00 PST

no subject.

Confusion in her eyes that says it all.She's lost control.And she's clinging to the nearest passer by,She's lost control.And she gave away the secrets of her past,And said I've lost control again,And ...
Posted by Secret Asian Man on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 09:49:00 PST

Glasseye Show at TT's

Last night was the Reverend Glasseye show at TT's in Cambridge. I'd have to say that it was well worth the trip. It was so great to see everyone again, and contrary to many people's beliefs, I think t...
Posted by Secret Asian Man on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 10:45:00 PST

Secret Asian Man has been cloned...

This is a very urgent message to all of you myspacers out there. There have been recent reports of other "Secret Asian Men" running around on myspace. Resources have narrowed it down to ten possible s...
Posted by Secret Asian Man on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 08:44:00 PST

The Definition of Love...

Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tightgonna grab some afternoon delight.My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right.Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night.When everything's a little ...
Posted by Secret Asian Man on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 05:09:00 PST

commission portrait .1

hey all, this is a picture that i just recently finished for my friend Jenna. its a gift for her mother's birthday. i told her that i wasn't going to charge her (but i immediately regretted that decis...
Posted by Secret Asian Man on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 09:02:00 PST

Reverend Glasseye at Cafe Nine

Last night was the first time Reverend Glasseye came to play in CT. It was awesome!! I love this band very much. I feel sorry for the people who missed the show! Here are some pictures from last night...
Posted by Secret Asian Man on Sun, 02 Oct 2005 09:27:00 PST

My Petty Obsession...

Lately i've been obsessing over winning vintage "He-Man and the Masters of the Universe" action figures on e-bay. I don't find anything else equally as amusing as this in my life right now... and...
Posted by Secret Asian Man on Sun, 25 Sep 2005 06:46:00 PST

Another Old Drawing...

This is an old drawing i forgot to include in my old drawings blog. Mira Aroyo from Ladytron...
Posted by Secret Asian Man on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 06:54:00 PST

Some Old Drawings...

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Posted by Secret Asian Man on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 08:14:00 PST