Okay, here's why I'm the bomb : I'm super fine, I'm round the clock horny, I'm rockin one leg, and got a case of irritable bowel syndrome! That's IBS for short, so take a walk bitches cos I can't!My name is Sean MF'in Balke-Vehlewald and I am the most awesome person you will ever meet. I go to school at Florissant Valley Community College and I am pretty much in love with it. Everyone there is my boyfriend and girlfriend, they just don't know it. I'm in the Deaf Communication Studies program there and love it. My school is pretty much the bomb dot com. I'm just sayin'.So after a short hiatus, I am working at Urban Outfitters again. The main reason I'm back: M-F 7-3, aka best schedule ever aka why did I ever allow myself to work nights and weekends again!! The other reason: all of my loves that work there. I'm working as the Receiver there. Which, to be honest, I hate that title. Why? Because it makes me think of gay sex. So, in other words, I'm the stock boy. I'm everyone's favorite and the leader of VIBE in the store (at least, in the mornings!). I get paid to hang out with my besties all day, so it's a sweet gig. Unsweet: spending all my money again. Ruh roh!I am the worst homosexual in the world. I find men attractive and I like kissing and cuddling with them, but when it comes to the party in their pants I'd rather not RSVP... or even get an invite for that matter. Keep that for yourself, thx. And while I don't want to sleep with every guy I see, I definitely have a crush on every one of them. It's a bad habit that I'm trying to break.
Don't be a stranger... that is, unless you are a myspace band. In which case, please continue to be a stranger. For. Ever. Thx.
