I am obsessed with my dog Stella. But if you met her you would understand why she is awesome and your dog is not. I eat cheese every single day, except when I don't feel like it which is never. I can piggy-back up to 220 pounds. My favorite holiday is halloween. I walk fast. I want to teach Stella to play fetch but I want her to throw so I can do the fetching.
My Interests
pornography, murder, and children's books.
I'd like to meet:
Other people obsessed with Stella. And the Holy Trinity.
