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derek the chicken

stab n jab cook n eat

About Me

MyGen Profile Generator Hi my names derek, I came from a place called Garcia Mexico, I lived on corn and spent far too much sat in a little hut clucking away board as hell. You may remember me for getting swung around by my neck in the dirty Sanchez movie and then being eaten by the dirty Sanchez boys. Id like to thank dainton for calming my nerves before the meal and also breaking my neck as joyce wanted to chop my head off so he could see me run around headless. Thanks to pancho for pulling my giblets out and eating my gizzard, thanks to pritch for shedding a tear before eating my breasts and for giving me my name Derek even though i think i was female, last but not least the Hawke.

My Interests

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pritch and daint have been busy filming wrecked a new mtv show out mid april.

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the hawke

My Blog

Win a Dirty Sanchez Movie poster signed by the boys

Pritchard had his moto S.W.Y.D re inked on his knucks today To win a signed Dirty Sanchez The Movie poster answer this question, what does Pritchards moto S.W.Y.D stand for?A, south wales ya dickB, so...
Posted by derek the chicken on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 03:34:00 PST

hot hot MTV news bukak!!!!!!!

Some people go and have therapy from a psychiatrist to sort out their differences but that's so 90's! Nowadays it's all about 'Physical Therapy'! So say hello to Pritchard and Dainton of Dirty Sanchez...
Posted by derek the chicken on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 02:52:00 PST

PritchardvsDainton and Dirty Sanchez tee's

PritchardvsDainton and Dirty Sanchez tees will be on sale from my profile later this week, Dainton's helping my chicken ass out setting it up so call back soon, take the knife take its life, derek.
Posted by derek the chicken on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 04:35:00 PST

derek the official news chicken

hi, ive been given the job as the official dirty sanchez and pritchardvsdainton news chicken, this means i will have all the official news and their movements tour/gig wise and other goings on, if the...
Posted by derek the chicken on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 05:49:00 PST