COMIN' STRAIGHT OUTTA HEAVEN Y'ALL - AN EXCLUSIVE LOOK AT THE MUCH ANTICIPATED RELEASE OF THE BRAND NEW MUSIC VIDEO FROM DJ JC.
Easter Jesus Music Video
..INTERESTS: Making videos, picking bugs out of your hair and eating them.
I'd like to meet:
The inventors of TV, the internet (Al Gore would suffice), Playstation, Tivo and every other form of technology that has completely decomposed our attention spans and prevented us from ever experiencing boredom again.
Music:
Brass Monkey, Jungle Boogie, anything from the Gorillaz, I'd write more but I have to go fling some poo. brb __________________________
CHECK OUT OUR UNAUTHORIZED MUSIC VIDEO BIOGRAPHY OF TOM CRUISE, AN UP-AND-COMING YOUNG ACTOR WHO WE THINK HAS A LOT OF POTENTIAL TO BE A LEGITIMATE MOVIE STAR.Tom Cruise: Craziest Guy In LA
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Movies:
12 Monkeys, Planet of the Apes (the one with the dude from Bowling For Columbine), Monkey Shines, King Kong, Gorillas in the Mist, The Unbearable Lightness of Being... a Monkey.
___________________THIS VIDEO IS AN ODE TO TIME WHEN A MAN USED A COMPUTER FOR ONE REASON AND ONE REASON ONLY._________________Internet P...orn 1994
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Television:
The Monkees, Family Guy, American Dad, Simpsons, King of the Hill, The Oblongs, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, The Office, Always Sunny, 30 Rock, My Name is Earl, Lost, 24, The Shield, Prison Break, Entourage, Sopranos, Weeds, Dexter, Seinfeld, The King of Queens, The Apprentice and the retarded people on American Idol.
Books:
I can't read, you jerk. But I can sign over 900 words. Guess what I'm signing to you right now.
Heroes:
WATCH THIS VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE REGARDING ANNA NICOLE SMITH AND YOU!
THIS IS THE TRAILER FOR THE ORIGINAL CUT OF SWINGERS, A MOVING, PASSIONATE LOVE STORY BETWEEN TWO BEST FRIENDS WHO WERE DESTINED TO BE TOGETHER. BROUGHT TO YOU BY SELF-MADE MONKEYSPretty much all Bobs, including, but not limited to:
BOB BARKER, the first person to have himself spayed and neutered on live television.
BOB HOPE, invented the game of golf and was Donald Trump's original "Apprentice".BOBBY KNIGHT, the winningest college basketball coach ever, and was once arrested for punching a kitten in the face.BOBBY KENNEDY, famous city councilman or something like that and he slept with Marilyn Monroe.BOBBY BRADY, he slept with Marcia, Jan and Cindy.
