The green dress |
Once upon a time in the seventies, my aunt wore a polyester green dress to her junior high school dance. Years later, the dress ended up in a box of costumes in my basement. By the nineties, I had red...
Posted by jennysayqua on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 06:11:00 PST |
Hair Band Tragedy |
I wrote another song for the new music page. http://www.myspace.com/thejaclynsmithcollection
I wrote it in about ten minutes after selecting ’Power Ballads’ on my Mixcraft 3 so...
Posted by jennysayqua on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 11:41:00 PST |
Rawk |
A few months ago, I started singing and collaborating with a band we’re calling Grey Matador. It’s been going well and we hope to have some songs to loaded up onto a music account ve...
Posted by jennysayqua on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:00:00 PST |
Tits |
How great are tits? They're super rad! They feed babies, hide cash, compliment fashion and have a huge fan base. It's the only body part that looks better when you gain weight. You just have to find y...
Posted by jennysayqua on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 03:08:00 PST |
Crabby Face |
I am afflicted with permanent crabby face. I once got kicked out of class in the sixth grade because the teacher thought I was shooting him crusty glances. I have to walk around in public with a force...
Posted by jennysayqua on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 05:41:00 PST |
Petra |
It was obvious Petra was a mistake. Her mother was fifty two years old with two ten year old girls by the time she had come along, so Petra's first memories seemed more like stories from a histo...
Posted by jennysayqua on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 06:47:00 PST |
Its not me, its you |
My first boyfriend bought me a teddy bear and a balloon that said I love you on it, even though we'd only been dating a few weeks. It was extremely embarrassing for all parties involved except m...
Posted by jennysayqua on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 06:59:00 PST |
Tiny Town |
Holly had a hard time sleeping since her parents had moved her to the middle of bumfuck nowhere. Maybe it was because she was fifteen and her body wouldn't do what she wanted it to. She bl...
Posted by jennysayqua on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 09:47:00 PST |
Bootsy Boy |
I've decided that one of the guys I work with is a foot fetishist. It's not like I just decided this about him willy nilly, although I do enjoy making stuff up about people I don't know just for pure ...
Posted by jennysayqua on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 01:15:00 PST |
Hey Kool-Aid! |
I love the way red wine makes me feel. Rosy cheeks, the giggles, warm liquid in my toes and in my head. It's always wine's fault when I'm uppity. It's always wines fault when I have someth...
Posted by jennysayqua on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 09:23:00 PST |
