Dj Uzless-N

When the Sun and the Moon unite, making love behind the highest mountain, tieiing each other through rays of light, summoning all the love of the universe, poured inside the heart of the most farther planet and tossed to the smallest town in Italy, a new Uzless-N got generated. Some years ago this happened once again but a little problem occurred...A poor old guy was whistling an old song and some of his notes got melted with the ray lights as they were sent to the space. This resulted in creating an Uzless-N very fond of music, starting making some noise in his very early years, desecretaing everybody's ears as the days used to go by. Uzless-n was soon released by his family on a lonely street, with even no bridge to get shelter from the rain. And the music God got mercy of him doanting him a hammer and a chisel to carve music from noise. He soon became a musician, carving everything he needs from music. He started managing songs, arranging, producing, writing melodies and lyrics, gaining respect and a little bridge, not to get his head poured by the rain. But something else went wrong. When he was a little boy he got bitten by a VanDerGraaf-Generator-Vynil and got the Dj virus, which infected him with earphones and turntables, giving him any chance but performing in giggs not to fall apart. At the moment he's still looking for a strong-enough bridge to get dry and warm on rainy dayzzzz