Beautiful kind hearted women folk and friendly people (non-werewolves) who don't mind kickin' back and sharin' a bud while reminissing over memories of action at Iwo Jima, Gaudalcanal and other christmas pasts
Iron Maiden, Ramones, Black Sabbath, Misfits, The Clash, Van Halen, Elvis, Abraham Lincoln and the John Wilkes Booth Band, as well as various other barber shop quartet acts!
Caddyshack, Indiana Jones Trilogy, Naked Gun Trilogy, John Carpenter films, Predator (Get to da choppa!!), Slapshot, and old school Godzilla films (preferably when he plays the villan)!
"Basketweaving Done Right", "Wiping Your ass for Dummies", and "Where's Steven Seagal's Career?"