Rubbing my testicles, crossword puzzles with my grandma, ice hockey, fart jokes, starring at my mom in the shower
Anyone will do. I'm so desperate, I once stuck my dick in a hole in the fence.
Barry Manilow, Barbara Streisand and Yanni
Bill & Ted's Anal Adventure, The Matrix, Beaches, Barney & Friends Christmas in Wonderland, and Fried Green Tomatoes.
Where's Waldo, Green Eggs and Ham, Idiots Guide to Masturbation