Clydeâ„¢

Hi, Im Clyde. Im the 2nd fattest kid in southpark. My friends are Craig, Token, Tweek Sometimes jimmy and timmy, Stan, Kyle and i hate cartman. Im a brown-haired boy who wears a burgundy jacket with blue mittens and light brown pants. Unlike many of the other kids, i do not wear a hat. Im a bit of a crybaby, and often in conflict with the main characters (especially Cartman). I'm also a ladies' man, in Make Love, Not Warcraft, instead of playing the game I was looking through a Playboy magazine. Also, in Ginger Kids, I was going to do a presentation on Lesbians. On several occasions, when things get surreal in the show,I show little or no interest. When Kyle, Stan And cartman were auditioning for a new fourth friend, I eventually decided that it is stupid. I'm an avid supporter of the school football team, the South Park Cows, and was overjoyed when we were able to keep their name. My original last name was Goodman, but in episode 811, "Quest for Ratings", My last name was Donovan. In this episode it was also rumored that I only have one testicle. In "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride", My dog Rex gets raped by Stan's faggot dog Sparky. Im "a complete retard" says Mr. Garrison for thinking that 5 times 2 equaled 12 (but thats imposible to answer!) . My dad is a geologist. In "Marjorine", I had an odd outburst against Stan and Kyle, giving a slight indication that i was on Cartman's side.(dude trust me, i wasnt!) I had a colostomy at age 5, however it is seen in completely undressed in Marjorine without a colostomy waste bag attached to my body. Yeah i don't know.A IMG{ border-style:none;