santa got pissed and the old ho in a shoe |
Santa Got Pissed
twas the night before christmas n all through the housenot a creature was stirrin, not even a mousesanta clause came down the chimney with whiskey on his breaththis year he was pissed...
Posted by Smiles on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 03:06:00 PST |
Summer Time |
so i was in the hospital with ecoli when i graduated.then i took a trip to europe that was so awesome i cant really describe it with words and after all that i just kinda sit around at home and bare d...
Posted by Smiles on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 08:13:00 PST |
uuuugggggghhhhh (so sick) |
mmm hacking up phlegm is so fun. im sick as all hell and theres no way i can go to school today. i didnt go yesterday. i dont wanna go till i atleat break my fever, and can swallow without grimacing c...
Posted by Smiles on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 02:09:00 PST |
im making a new blog... wahoo. |
but chances are this entry will suck
Posted by Smiles on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 12:34:00 PST |
I got into a fight with Tom last night! |
So i was in my house last night drinking whiskey and surfing the web and generally having a good lonely geeky time, when suddenly i hear a motorcycle pull up and some guy screaming for me to...
Posted by Smiles on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 01:29:00 PST |
totally out of touch wiht conventional reality. |
yea, im totally insane and needlessly depressd. all operation systems of my brain are down until further notice.. its nice to be able to get away without really goinganywhere. so fuck you guys, i only...
Posted by Smiles on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 06:53:00 PST |
people envy me because i have a humongous... |
intellect
Posted by Smiles on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 06:14:00 PST |
dont waste your time reading this |
what the hell is this clam for?
told ya not to...
Posted by Smiles on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 07:56:00 PST |
the devil within... |
the devil within grows stronger with each passing incriment of time. it doesnt really matter which incriment of time or anything, because time is relative. suppose i were traveling at half the speed o...
Posted by Smiles on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 06:07:00 PST |
Merp |
If i were a good lookning girl with a half naked photo, i bet i would have about 927 friends by now... so im sitting here listening to booker t and the mgs and i realizewd something, i kick ass. this ...
Posted by Smiles on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 02:30:00 PST |
