Steele VI

Get Your Own Player! Get Your Own Player!This is the Lars Ümlaüt Project. Started in 2006, we struggled from a band with no songs or record label to where we are today. This is a band like no other. We got FOUR GUITARIST!!! Josh Panfil and Joey Michals lead the way. And Luke Conrad along with Jake Kleinick do their thang too with rhythm. The Lars Umlaut Project rock da house with these foos! Plus we got a bass. His name.... Pat Ward. No one can smoke the 6' 9" Bass Player of Fury. There's no way Led Zeppelin could do what we do. We hardcore to da floor. We of course are managed by Clint Boone, Sexiest Band Manager of All Time. He was nominated for People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive, but the title was dropped due to Copyright Infringment. In fact, Clint Boone, Josh Panfil, and Luke Conrad came in a three way tie for People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive shortly after the Providence victory over "undefeated" East St. Louis at East St. Louis. Josh Panfil and Clint Boone were informed at the St. Louis Hilton shortly after midnight on the morning of November 12. (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Sexiest_Man_Alive &oldid=87111450) Later in the morning, we received word that we were disqualified (probably for being too sexy) from the award. George Cloony received the award instead. So that's out short history. And if you don't like us, fine. We'll just have Keyboardist Jake Lembke pick up your car and hit you in the face wit it. And Kyle Thomas will be there getting it on tape for the world can see on YouTube.