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Have you ever? by neutron
smoked a cigarette?: THEY GONNA KILL ME
smoked a cigar?: WIT DA BOIS
done drugs?: WHY U WANT SOME
drank alcohol?: FUCKEN HANGOVA
been in love?: DESCRIBE
been dumped?: FUCKIN BITCH
shoplifted?: U MEAN BORROW
been fired?: DID'NT LIKE IT ANYWAY
been in a fight?: I FIGHT DIRTY
snuck out of your house?: WHY
been arrested?: ALMOST
made out with a stranger?: YES
gone out on a blind date?: NO
lied to a friend?: HAD TO
had a crush on a teacher?: NO
skipped school?: YES
slept with a co-worker?: NEVA AGAIN
seen someone die?: MY BEST FRIEND
had/have a crush on 1 of your myspace friends: NO
been to Canada?: NO
been to Mexico?: NO
been on a plane?: THEY TOLD ME 2 STOP DRINKIN
thrown up from drinking?: DAMN VODKA
eaten sushi?: YES
been skiing?: YES
been in an abusive relationship?: NO
taken pain killers?: ONLY 4 HANGOVA
love someone right now?: NO
laid on your back & watch the clouds?: WHEN IM STONED
made a snow angel?: YES
used a fake ID?: DID HAVE 2
watched the sunset?: REALLY COOL WHEN STONED
touched a snake?: MY FRIENDS
felt an earthquake?: NO
been tickeled?: YES
been robbed?: COME 2 JOBURG
been misunderstood?: YES
won a contest?: YES
been suspended from school?: THOUGHT I WAS DEALING....FUCKIN WANKERS
had detention?: LONGEST TIME HEY
been in a wreck?: NOTHIN WAS LEFT EXCEPT ME
had/have braces?: NO
had a one night stand?: GET THE COKE
danced in the moonlight?: YES
hated the way you look?: YES
witnessed a crime?: MY OWN...KIDDIN
had deja vu?: YES
stripped for someone?: MODJO
walked barefoot thru the mud?: YES
been lost?: DONT SMOKE AND DRIVE
been to the other side of the country?: YES
swam in the ocean?: LOVE DA SEA
felt like you were dying?: ON XTC
pole danced?: NO
played cops & robbers?: YES
cried yourself to sleep?: YES
done something you told yourself you wouldn't do?: ALL DA TIME
made prank phone calls?:
caught a snowflake on your tongue?: YES
kissed someone in the rain?: YES
blowed bubbles?: YES
told a stranger you loved them?: ON XTC
had a wish come true?: YES
jumped off a bridge?: YES
kissed a fish?: NO
ate dogfood?: YES
sang in the shower?: YES
had sex in the woods?: BUSHES HAHAHA
had sex in the park?: MY FISRT TIME
had sex in the car?: YES
had sex in the pool?: HEATED ASWELL
sat on a roof top?: YES
worn the opposite sex clothes?: NO
had sex at a church?: NO
screamed at the top of your lungs?: IM LOUD
stayed up all night?: I WORK & NITE
didn't take a shower for a week?: SCUM, WHO ME
climbed a tree?: YES
believed in ghosts?: NO
been streaking?: YES
been skinny dipping?: YES
been to jail?: NO
been told you were hot by a complete stranger?: YES
been pushed into a pool?: YES
played chicken?: YES
broken a bone?: YES
been easily amused?: WHEN STONED YES
caught a fish, & ate it?: YES
made a porn video?: WILL DO
had nude photos taken of you?: WILL DO
laughed so hard you cried?: YES
cried so hard you laughed?: NO
caught a butterfly?: YES
mooned/ flashed someone?: YES
had someone moon/flash you?: YES
licked a cat?: NO
forgotten somone's name?: SIDE EFFECTS
went scuba diving/snorkeling?: YES
bitten someone?: SOFTLY
been kicked out of your house?: YES
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My Interests

CLUBBIN,DRINKIN,SMOKIN,GIRLS,BIG ASS PARTIES AND OUTRAGEOUSLY FUNNY APE SHIT JOKES

I'd like to meet:

friends + life = happy days
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STUPID QUIZ?? by cena305
Have u fuck a monkey??: I FUCK DEAD PPL
R u horny rite now??: WHAT MAN ISNT
Hav u been abused by a teacher??: FUCKIN WANKERS
Do you like hobos???: WATCH BUMFIGHTS
Hav u lick or suck it be4??: NOPE
R u gay!!???: GOT GAY FRIENDS
R u ugly??: FUCK KNOWS
Hav u ever felt like u wanted to jump off a ladder to a pile of shit!!!: DAMN SEAGULLS KEEP GETTIN ME
ok....who was the last person who told u...u was beautiful?? well i kno the answer nobody..lol: CRAZY
if u r wondering y we did this survey is because we wanted to see how dumb u r to answer this survey..well u won a $1000..just click this..lol..just playing....STUPID!!
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Music:

HIP HOP,DANCE,drum and bass.elektro house.sexy funky.pshyco trance. snoop dogg.busta rhymes.damian marley

Movies:

any horror.thriller.sci fi.comedy.half baked and cheech and chongs rule. trainspotting....traffic....

Television:

STRUTTER-on tmf- DIRTY SANCHEZ JACKASS BAM MARGERA

Books:

MAD MAGAZINES....HIGH TIMES....AND IF THE PAPER I SMOKE COUNTS THEN HEY....ADD THAT!!!

Heroes:

CATWOMEN, she can scratch my back i got an itch